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claysql

This is going to be a tough week! Work, training, graduations, meetings, planning, in-laws, then off for vacation! 3:26 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
Possibility of a Greek exit from the euro on.ft.com/IGPlz3 4:48 PM May 8th via TweetDeck
danawhite TUF Live 2nite on FX at 10 pm Mike Rio is -550 and Andy Ogle is +375!!! 12:45 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by claysql and 62 others
ufc One of our favorite MMA fans, @OttaviaBourdain, front row for weigh-ins twitter.com/ufc/status/198… 12:13 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by claysql and 6 others
danawhite So bummed about Adam Yauch (mca) from the Beastie Boys passing today! RIP 10:48 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by claysql and 923 others
@jdanton You need a big salad w/ no fruits(sugars) and Walden Farms dressing to fill u up, Honey Dijon is the best. bit.ly/IMGife 11:19 AM May 3rd via TweetDeck
Everyone is coming out of the office today for lunch off the trucks #dcfoodtrucks twitter.com/claysql/status… 9:11 AM May 3rd via Camera on iOS
Does the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States allow me to have this? If so, I'm saving my money! youtu.be/SNPJMk2fgJU 8:17 AM Apr 25th via Tweet Button
zerohedge Secret servicemen advised to collectively use the "It's all Bush's fault" excuse 3:04 PM Apr 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by claysql and 43 others
Look what the FedEx man brought me! twitter.com/claysql/status… 12:20 PM Apr 17th via Camera on iOS
Hummm.... twitter.com/claysql/status… 9:55 AM Mar 31st via Camera on iOS
its kinda freaky when #Microsoft starts to contribute open source code to the #hadoop project. 9:15 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck
Take the red pill! 9:10 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck
How do you think #microsoft #sqlserver should interface with #hadoop ??? 10:53 AM Mar 28th via TweetDeck
wandfc . Viva o MMA!!! 3:41 PM Mar 27th via txt Retweeted by claysql and 122 others
RT @sqlpass: Don't forget to register for #Summit2012 this week to save $900 off full rate! ow.ly/9UkWM #sqlpass #sqlserver 7:50 AM Mar 27th via TweetDeck
MicrosoftSQLCSS Memory configuration and sizing considerations for SQL Server 2012 - support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?s… 6:26 AM Mar 27th via web Retweeted by claysql and 1 other
slashdot 'Frothy Gunk' From Deepwater Horizon Spill Harming Coral bit.ly/Hgp2jo 7:06 AM Mar 27th via slashdotbot Retweeted by claysql and 2 others
work is has become so demanding that I cant seem to keep track of anything else! 9:04 AM Mar 26th via TweetDeck
@Injekt how much do you want to spend? 2:02 PM Mar 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Injekt

Name Clay McDonald
Location Washington DC
Web http://claysql.bl...
Bio Working in Washington DC as a DBA planning and managing VLDB environments. Much of my work is with SQL Server, and more recently, Hadoop and MapReduce.