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clayparkerjones

  1. Sunrise, #nofilter instagr.am/p/LU4MPXPkM9/
  2. @rnadworny what is the out list?
  3. My coworkers are great. twitter.com/clayparkerjone…
  4. Fresh, full tennis balls feel and smell like speed.
  5. "There’s a reason that Bridezillas is a show and there’s nothing called Reasonably Well-Planned Wedding..." tmblr.co/ZBx9byMQY5QJ
  6. There is hope for the douchey people in your lives. tmblr.co/ZBx9byMMjeig
  7. @mikearauz @alexanderchung "Don't be a futurist" – Clay Jones
  8. In the movies at least, Frodo is the worst.
  9. Neely. Nom. instagr.am/p/LJzzZ1PkIi/
  10. Classic Jen. Me: "He's more like Benedict Arnold." Jen: "Ehh, more like Peter Pettigrew." Me: "He's a traitor!" Jen: "But he's magic."
  11. Glossy. Like LL. instagr.am/p/LJhw-_PkM8/
  12. V-22 Osprey sighting. Just over Manhattan by now.
  13. You get gloves. For a sandwich. Brilliant. instagr.am/p/LHBTFTqoTq/
  14. Omnium, 44rn, PRO, Thomson, Force, 900, White ENO: installed. instagr.am/p/LGMLAgvkAc/
  15. Josh Green, titan of industry. instagr.am/p/LEBfadPkCg/
  16. I just unlocked the “Porky” badge on @foursquare for checking in to barbecue spots! Brisket all around! 4sq.com/KXZ31G
  17. Jen! Look! @ Slows Bar BQ instagr.am/p/LBxFcvvkJb/