Get short, timely messages from Clay Mabbitt.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @claymabbitt.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow claymabbitt to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

claymabbitt

  1. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it read your blog. silversquareinc.com/episode21/ #marketingbrainpower
  2. @chuckgose I'll try to work fried chicken into the editorial calendar for June @silversquare
  3. There are universal truths for eating any fried chicken as well as some specific nuances to eating @kfc_colonel. I am familiar with both.
  4. Wife: "Since you're eating garlic and I'm eating onions, can we make out later?" Me (aghast): "Our breath babies would be monsters."
  5. Well, 3:45pm on a Friday is clearly the best time to get in and out of a UPS Store and a FedEx Office in a hurry. #ghosttowns
  6. We need to start holding people more accountable for what they say online. I mean, did you really "laugh out loud"?
  7. I know I've just sent a good text to my wife when her reply is, "Dork."
  8. Gave wife the whole day off yesterday and hung with the toddler. At the end of the day she seemed 10 years younger. I seemed 10 years older.
  9. @SilverSquare and of course @KCKenley with bangs twitter.com/claymabbitt/st…
  10. @SilverSquare and here's me with bangs twitter.com/claymabbitt/st…
  11. @SilverSquare Here's you with bangs. twitter.com/claymabbitt/st…
  12. @chipmaxwell that's because everything's big in Texas (I'm so, so sorry.)
  13. If I was starting a band today, it would be named Death March to the Potty. (I would play tambourine.)
  14. Wife: I don't think you could pull off royal blue pants. Me: Are you kidding? I couldn't pull them off fast enough.
  15. Kudos to @safelite for replacing my car window in the parking lot, and fixing the busted button while they were at it.
  16. Just passed a dude wearing a snazzy pin-striped suit jacket and camouflage cargo pants. This really is the #1 China Buffet.
  17. It is! RT @IndyTheatre: Loved @claymabbitt in "Amadeus." It would be interesting to see him play a passionate, stubborn juror, too!
  18. @IndyTheatre happy accident to cross paths with you again!
  19. @betsytrotzke ... and that is why I will never have a limo driver.