claymabbitt
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it read your blog.
7:00 AM May 30th
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@ I'll try to work fried chicken into the editorial calendar for June @
5:52 AM May 30th
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There are universal truths for eating any fried chicken as well as some specific nuances to eating @. I am familiar with both.
5:06 AM May 30th
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Wife: "Since you're eating garlic and I'm eating onions, can we make out later?" Me (aghast): "Our breath babies would be monsters."
2:58 PM May 26th
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Well, 3:45pm on a Friday is clearly the best time to get in and out of a UPS Store and a FedEx Office in a hurry.
12:53 PM May 18th
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We need to start holding people more accountable for what they say online. I mean, did you really "laugh out loud"?
8:19 AM May 18th
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I know I've just sent a good text to my wife when her reply is, "Dork."
9:40 AM May 17th
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Gave wife the whole day off yesterday and hung with the toddler. At the end of the day she seemed 10 years younger. I seemed 10 years older.
6:34 AM May 14th
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@ and of course @ with bangs
12:55 PM May 11th
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@ and here's me with bangs
12:44 PM May 11th
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@ Here's you with bangs.
12:37 PM May 11th
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What's the secret to Silver Square's engaging approach to marketing? Take a look behind the curtain in this...
7:50 AM May 9th
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@ that's because everything's big in Texas (I'm so, so sorry.)
5:51 AM May 9th
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in reply to chipmaxwell
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If I was starting a band today, it would be named Death March to the Potty. (I would play tambourine.)
3:19 PM May 7th
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Wife: I don't think you could pull off royal blue pants. Me: Are you kidding? I couldn't pull them off fast enough.
7:28 PM May 2nd
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Kudos to @ for replacing my car window in the parking lot, and fixing the busted button while they were at it.
10:38 AM Apr 30th
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Just passed a dude wearing a snazzy pin-striped suit jacket and camouflage cargo pants. This really is the #1 China Buffet.
9:28 AM Apr 27th
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It is! RT @: Loved @ in "Amadeus." It would be interesting to see him play a passionate, stubborn juror, too!
6:06 AM Apr 27th
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@ happy accident to cross paths with you again!
7:31 PM Apr 26th
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@ ... and that is why I will never have a limo driver.
7:55 AM Apr 25th
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- Name Clay Mabbitt
- Location Indianpolis, IN
- Web https://plus.goog...
- Bio When I'm not on stage or in front of a computer I enjoy long walks on the beach and holding hands. I'm an Aquarius, and I'm not afraid to cry. DM me.
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