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clayburnredcorn

Nick_Twist Just met some bitches with FEET! THE FUCK? HOLLA, GIRL! about 13 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 3 others
@spoildbish you cocky cock! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to spoildbish
My kind of comedy is picking my nose when I drive. #laughclown about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Everyone wants to be a fucking manager when the shareholders are in town. #wallfuckingmart about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Area51eh My girlfriend asked what was on T.V. I said dust. And that's how the fight started. 1:58 PM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 96 others
I'll tell you what I love. Taxes. -Sheriff of Nottingham about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
NickSansone85 7-11, sittin on their high horse, lookin down on us peasants #itstrueitsdamntrue #runthempockets twitter.com/NickSansone85/… about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by clayburnredcorn
Catpiss was also in the X men first class film. Ironically, it was about nick naming mutant powers & fighting Kev bacon. She was blue tits. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My strategy to win the hungergames would've been calling the hot chick Catpiss Wintergreen. Peta chip would take care of short guy. Winner. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Bravo asslips. Bravo. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Dr_Cop I ain't into nothin kinky but once I forgot to start the dishwasher while looking at a nude woman online about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 1 other
scrublord nearly two and a half million people like beer on facebook and i still cant even get 10 signatures on my petition to bring the mcrib back!!! about 19 hours ago via web Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 1 other
KevinHulkHarley Surely sleeping with men for money is better than sleeping with men for nothing? #PishyHollyoaks about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 1 other
PedroHouston 3 weeks ago PFA Awards a saw Mark Millar destroy a bottle ay Moet Chandon in 2 gulps.Unbelievable potential...like a young Houstie !! about 19 hours ago via web Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 2 others
@PayteHarris climate change has been recently batted around. That and the second, or third great flood....Wait. F'n Al Gore did this. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PayteHarris
Shock_Monster Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words. 6:18 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 55 others
DoucheMcBaggus Maybe he was hallucinating about a face wrapped in bacon? about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 6 others
@FSUSteve dressycapefishbananaSteve. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FSUSteve
Stuhd Alright, so who's going tell Adam Sandler to stop making these terrible fucking movies? about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 1 other
bouncerface Thanks ladies for the random and unsolicited pussy pics. Just note: without a body attached it's just a hideous image of flaps and hair. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by clayburnredcorn and 13 others