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Clayburn

  1. Flipflops + Escalator = Disaster 20 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Never go to bed angry; go to bed depressed. If you're lucky, you won't even have to wake up. about 10 hours ago via web
  3. I got 99 problems. Bitch problems, all of 'em! about 12 hours ago via web
  4. Damn it, Facebook. Just because your stock is crashing doesn't mean your servers have to as well. about 13 hours ago via web
  5. "Beans. The first item is beans." You can't top this dialogue. about 14 hours ago via web
  6. I'm already lost. Start on Mars, flash-forward on Earth, flashback still on Earth. Pick a setting, people. We're at war! about 14 hours ago via web
  7. Since nobody's seen John Carter, I guess I'll go ahead and watch it. Someone's gotta do it. about 14 hours ago via web
  8. @kennySHARKchung You don't know that. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to kennySHARKchung
  9. I turned some of my search queries from May into a poem. Now I just need someone to rap it. blog.clayburngriffin.com/2012/05/may-se… 5:36 PM May 30th via Tweet Button
  10. @kennySHARKchung BURN IT TO THE GROUND! 5:21 PM May 30th via web in reply to kennySHARKchung
  11. Any 49 Nazis and @PaulReiser. #50ThingsIHate 4:59 PM May 30th via web
  12. I noticed the bad grammar, but overlooked the racism. I think that literally makes me a Grammar Nazi. 3:08 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android from Queens, NY  
  13. Thanks for the GI Joe spoiler, Elevator. 9:52 AM May 30th via web
  14. @just_so_stories I've seen your abilities. 6:34 AM May 30th via web in reply to just_so_stories
  15. @just_so_stories Well, no. They have size options. I just don't think you can pull it off. 6:27 AM May 30th via web in reply to just_so_stories
  16. @just_so_stories By being inside it. 6:22 AM May 30th via web in reply to just_so_stories
  17. @just_so_stories Wouldn't you....ruin it? 6:19 AM May 30th via web in reply to just_so_stories
  18. Why can't #NYC hire garbage men to sort trash? 3:13 PM May 29th via web
  19. @MobileMollusk Isn't Chicago usually on fire? 1:42 PM May 29th via web in reply to MobileMollusk
  20. @just_so_stories imgur.com/BK2D3 #sixseasonsandamovie 10:48 AM May 29th via web in reply to just_so_stories