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  1. RT @joerogandotnet: Sarah Palin fans that keep messaging me, the reason why you don't think that she is dumb and scary is that you're ev ...
  2. is 5 popped collars cool.
  3. I am now officially the driver of the short bus.
  4. http://bit.ly/4l57Y Huffpost - The 15 Stupidest Products Of All Time: The Final List (VIDEO, PHOTOS)
  5. No matter how good the costumes are on Halloween, nothing is as scary as what is on http://www.peopleofwalmart....
  6. Woo Hoo! It's Whore-o-ween. The time when women must dress like a slut for Jesus.
  7. The border patrol is having a big party a fox and hound. If you are in Mexico, now's your chance. Run, Forest, run!
  8. My scary costume is my face.
  9. Someone please put me on their "A" list. I want to be popular.
  10. You know you are in Arizona when it's 50 degrees out and people are still cold under three layers of sweat shirts.
  11. I am a twitter fly once more. I wish I had something important to say...
  12. Food!
  13. @LaceyJones I'm jealous! I want to see a ghost.
  14. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
  15. @LaceyJones that's the greatest picture ever!
  16. Does anyone else watch the truth.com "Do you have what it take to be a tobacco ex" ads and want to start smoking just to spite them?
  17. If the waitress hadn't cut me off, I'd be taking you home tonight.
  18. wants Hatch green chili. Yum. Yum.
  19. Why bother?
  20. Don Rickles makes me pee. http://bit.ly/Ay3ld