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needs a date for the Slayer concert. You can bet that Kim won't go.8:30 AM Nov 21stfrom HTC Peep
My chest hair grows a little more each time I pass the massive pickup with yellow and purple flames.9:35 AM Nov 18thfrom HTC Peep
Last of the launch issues resolved for billgreenstudios.com. Now if only Insight's DNS would update.6:48 AM Nov 18thfrom web
Launching the newest new billgreenstudios.com tonight! When you see green, you see the new one.3:11 PM Nov 17thfrom web
Godaddy, you just reminded me why we broke up. I'm glad we don't hang out much any more.1:22 PM Nov 17thfrom TwitterGadget
I have faith n the human race if only for the fact that music & dancing are inherent in a child's personality. We could all learn from that.4:59 PM Nov 16thfrom HTC Peep
H1N1 vaccines not AT Cardinal Stadium; are on other side of Central Ave in C lot. Avoid confusion, turn AWAY from stadium, go toward tents.6:55 AM Nov 11thfrom web
Can't find phone. Call Kim if you need me.5:31 PM Nov 10thfrom web
Let's hear it for science: Fully functional replacement penises, just for rabbits for now: http://bit.ly/3tuJHQ (not spam)6:59 PM Nov 9thfrom web
If you want your significant other to love you even more than they do now, cook really good food.4:02 PM Nov 8thfrom TwitterBerry
Thinking about a biscuit and gravy party in the morning. NOM NOM NOM.5:46 PM Nov 7thfrom web
