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  1. Nothing better than audioconferencing with captains of industry in your underpants. Except maybe videoconferencing.
  2. 4AM?! Man, it's true what they say. Time flies when you're Photoshopping your head onto Megan Fox's body.
  3. I'm totally gonna poop the crap out of this shit.
  4. #1 argument for living alone: everything you're supposed to do behind closed doors can be done with the door open.
  5. BC Hydro says "In a Power Outage, Knowledge is Power." So how did we come to have an outage? Are you calling me stupid?
  6. @grum :P
  7. Also everyone else is wearing vests and scarves and nice dresses and shit, and I'm wearing jeans and a nerd shirt. Theme of the week!
  8. There are too many gorgeous young people in this place... I'm the second oldest and definitely the most haggard. Fucking theatre students.
  9. Sugar-free Cherry Kool-Aid tastes like cough syrup. And that's exactly why I love it.
  10. Red Pen and I are about to attack a document. I love you, Red Pen.
  11. Wikipedia's article on the Oxford Comma is mute on the subject of ampersands. I am understandably confused.
  12. @AndrePang Holy shit. I guess we'll high-five later for our relative freedoms abroad.
  13. More Mac apps need auto-save/auto-recover. Seriously. Your car doesn't crash often, either, but you still pay for insurance just in case.
  14. @AndrePang What happened? I haven't been paying attention.
  15. The problem with Mac OS X's reliability is that you never expect it to freeze up, so when it does you get BONED.
  16. Back in my day we paid 20 cents to send SMS. And we typed it on a 12 button keypad. We didn't even have T9 predictive text. And we liked it!
  17. @tristan Ahhh. Unlimited SMS being one of the benefits of not being with AT&T, I guess (Salt in the wound...sorry)
  18. So I guess Ping! is SMS texting for people who don't have cell phones but do, inexplicably, have iPods and a near-constant WiFi connection?
  19. @JenReyn I prefer wifebeater. It has more character and nobody thinks you're a wrestler. Also I don't have a sister, but Shhhhhhh!
  20. We all like to pretend we're not white trash, but deep down it's secretly wifebeaters, trucker hats, and awkward attraction to one's sister.