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And did you know they don't even have vending machines on that hiking trail?about 11 hours agofrom Birdhouse
If that weird pain in the place where my legs meet my hips is to be believed, the Grouse Grind is pretty hard core. And my hips don't lie.10:07 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdfeed
Hiking up Grouse Mountain. Half way! No 3G though. What kind of fucking mountain is this?6:48 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdfeed
Unsent tweet from last night:
"Looks like it's one of those 'Get Obnoxiously Drunk Fridays' I keep hearing so much about."4:35 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdhouse
Cleaning the apartment thoroughly. I'd forgotten @thetitman's mother was coming to visit. I should shave.1:30 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdhouse
Four people just SMSed at once. I guess they figure noon is when a reasonable person wakes up on a Saturday. Oddly enough, they're correct.12:21 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdfeed
I've lived in West End seven months now and that's the first time I've been propositioned. Seems overdue, frankly.4:08 AM Jul 4thfrom web
Dude in the SUV outside my apartment flatters me, but I bet he says "I love straight guys" to _everyone_.4:05 AM Jul 4thfrom web
Ugh. I am CONSTANTLY picking up my iPhone upside down. Fucking iPod touch trained me wrong.3:36 AM Jul 4thfrom Birdhouse
Twitterpoll: is tonight a gin night or a tequila night? Or a vodka night? I do have clamato in the 'frigerator, after all.7:55 PM Jul 3rdfrom Birdfeed
Can you get just one fake boob at a time?
I mean BESIDES single mastectomy patients. Boy, that cancer crowd sure knows how to kill a joke.6:41 PM Jul 3rdfrom Birdhouse
