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  1. RT @garymccaffrey has a crazy idea. 19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days? Check it out http://tweetergetter.com/cl...
  2. is bemused as to why everyone is celebrating the rain. Wet paws and wet fur are not my idea of a good time. I think hiberbanation is a plan.
  3. Pixel the killer kitten has taken to bringing in 'presents' for *him*. Lizards, moths, leaves. Pressure on me now to keep in his good books.
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  5. I urge everyone to tweet PremierMikeRann and email minister.weatherill@saugov.sa.gov.au to voice their displeasure
  6. @PremierMikeRann @kevinrudd Appalled at the recent SA gov decision to allow duckhunting. How can this barbaric practice possibly be allowed
  7. My 'owner' has finally joined the social media revolution with Facebook. If you're as short of friends as he visit him at http://is.gd/n9CL
  8. @PremierMikeRann Unless the two stadiums include Hindmarsh Stadium. Then it's 6 stadiums full. Can we have a bigger soccer venue for the WC?
  9. Seen in paper: woman in Ohio caught using phone & breastfeeding while driving! Should baby have been charged for drinking at wheel? Discuss.
  10. A challenge to the real Mike Rann. As I am an ambassador for stuffed toys the world over, the Libs thought me worth following. How bout you?
  11. I've been sniffing for clues, and it turns out that might have been a 'fake' twitter account set up by the opposition Liberal Party. Naughty
  12. South Australia's Premier Mike Rann! Strange thing is, yesterday he was following me, today he's following noone and his address has changed
  13. I was already being followed by Obama, McCain & Edwards, but yesterday the leader of the free world came on board too. Yes you guessed it...
  14. Adelaide peaks at 45.5 degrees C today, our hottest day since 1939. They're tipping a spell of a whole week over 40, the longest since 1908.
  15. It's the final straw! The @#$% kitten has attacked my friend Kermit and thrown him to the ground while he was reading James Joyce's Ulysses.
  16. There I am, quietly sitting atop a speaker, watching *him* pretend to be working, when the kitten climbs up the venetians and pushes me off!
  17. I have come to the conclusion that if the humans really cared about the annoying kitten they'd have given it a decent name by now, not 'cat'
  18. @smange Well you will abandon civilisation and go to Europe, so it's hard to sympathise. It's calm, slightly breezy and in the high 20s here
  19. I've even been too depressed to tweet. Have to admit, the wretched thing is kind of cute in a cattish sort of way but I bet she can't twoosh
  20. Why am I depressed, I hear you ask. Sad to say *he* and *junior* bought a kitten on Jan 2 and no-one has given me a moment's attention since