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clareneruda

  1. EVERYTHING IS VERY VERY GOOD AND EXCITING!!!! :D about 9 hours ago via web
  2. @bencatchpole eeew, haha sorry! :P 4:06 PM May 30th via web in reply to bencatchpole
  3. @bencatchpole The feel of one on your tongue is a harrowing experience, difficult to shake off afterwards. 2:46 PM May 30th via web in reply to bencatchpole
  4. I'm going to spam my youtube channel again because it's the first time I've ever liked my own performance :D youtube.com/channel/UCEU-3… 2:30 PM May 30th via web
  5. @TheSpiritofJohn very nice :) 2:28 PM May 30th via web in reply to TheSpiritofJohn
  6. @bencatchpole I used to be scared of them as a child :/ 2:25 PM May 30th via web in reply to bencatchpole
  7. Started writing new poem in my head. It's called, 'You Do My Fucking Head In' and it's funny :) 5:19 PM May 29th via web
  8. There's only a ruddy bloody 'nother one! Me performing 'Proud God' last night in York - youtu.be/Go9pODC0LAA 4:27 PM May 29th via web
  9. @john_cutts hehe, good! Thank you :D 12:46 PM May 29th via web in reply to john_cutts
  10. Be kind to me! I know it's not perfect, but here it is :) youtube.com/watch?v=_pM12h… 12:28 PM May 29th via web
  11. Who wants to see a video of me performing Honey Badger then eh? ;D 12:25 PM May 29th via web
  12. Also, friend Toby recorded Honey Badger for me! Will be on my website soon. Am so happy I could poop :D 5:18 PM May 28th via web
  13. TakeOver Spoken Word at @YorkTheatre was amazing! Performers were great, audience was top notch. Can't wait for the next one, hehe ;) 5:13 PM May 28th via web
  14. I have a splitting headache and would actually not mind just going back to bed :( 6:19 AM May 28th via web
  15. Ok, Antebellum is in my notebook, still rough as fuck but ok to be read out tonight. Camera is on charge so I can record 'Honey Badger'. 6:17 AM May 28th via web
  16. Excerpt from new poem "Antebellum" - clareneruda.tumblr.com/post/239244132… 4:46 AM May 28th via web
  17. My personality type changed from INFJ to INFP. The latter are apparently drawn to writing careers. It made me laugh ;) #myersbriggs 11:56 AM May 27th via web
  18. Definitely zombies. Definitely. facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3… #zombies 11:27 AM May 27th via web
  19. Photo: tmblr.co/ZG7tJwMEbjui 9:10 AM May 27th via Tumblr
  20. Photo: moneyissues: tmblr.co/ZG7tJwMEbEAR 9:08 AM May 27th via Tumblr