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- Having Avery here is totally killing my planned 4th activities of Pin-the-Bullet-on-the-Redcoat and Celebrate Freedom from the Monarchy.3:27 PM Jul 4th from web
- The plastic surgeon has now replaced the shrink as the doctor with the most *fascinating* people in the waiting room. And the most buxom.8:01 AM Jun 17th from txt
- Me: Will you marry me in New Hampshire? Her: Yes! Wait...we're not actually going to go to New Hampshire, right?2:50 PM Jun 3rd from web
- New Hampshire :)2:47 PM Jun 3rd from web
- Avery is here. She got in about three hours ago, but we've just been hanging ou--HAHAHA. No, we've been shtupping.3:42 PM Jun 2nd from web
- I dropped my dragon off at the vet and told him he is ABSOLUTELY NOT allowed to breathe fire, except on those fucking yappy dogs.6:52 AM Jun 1st from web
- American Pie the SONG. If my mom needed American Pie the movie explained, she'd have bigger problems than her age.9:19 AM May 29th from web
- Awesome thing about having parents who are nine years apart: watching the older one explain "American Pie" to the younger one.9:02 AM May 29th from web
- I am trapped in Men's Warehouse while my dad and brother try on shoes that all look the same. Pray for me.4:14 PM May 27th from txt
- Now that the birds have come back north, I've got to either stop parking under this tree or buy stock in wiper fluid. A *lot* of stock.10:14 AM May 27th from web
- Oh, just helped my dragon lay her eggs. Why, what have you done so far this morning?6:17 AM May 27th from web
- My throat hurts from empty, useless, impotent screams of anguish. But I am not taking off my ring.11:40 AM May 26th from web
- You've known what your decision would be since before you got the case. Why don't you just fucking tell us if we need to party or protest?7:03 AM May 26th from web
- Yes, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court, #rejectprop8, Hispanic, and SCOTUS are all trending, but what's at the top? #words3duringsex.6:26 AM May 26th from web
- @nick Jackass. It's a TUMBLR fight.11:05 PM May 25th from web in reply to nick
- @LucyKateHopkins I know how you feel. About the rattle, I mean.11:51 AM May 25th from web in reply to LucyKateHopkins
- Just getting the cork out of that bottle of wine makes me need a bottle of wine.5:11 PM May 21st from web
- I feel twitty! Oh so twitty! I feel twitty and witty and gay! And I pi--Oh. Right. I am gay. That might be why.1:38 PM May 21st from web
- Today I learned that there is no tax on raspberries. Today is the greatest day of my life.10:12 AM May 19th from web
- I just turned on the heat and zipped up my fleece adult-size sleeper. Hello, mid-May.8:13 PM May 18th from web
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- Name Abby Spice
- Location Tehran
- Web http://clapifyoul...
- Bio Not-so-nice Jewish girl. Flaming liberal. Also, flaming. As in on fire. Burning. Etc. Clapifyoulikeme[at]gmail[dot]com.
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