clapifyoulikeme
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Next time a "big" movie opens, I will be purchasing multiple tickets for each showing, just so fucking Twilight doesn't have the record.
7:27 PM Nov 23rd
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If you're kicking it in Southampton, UK, go see @ be hilarious and pretty at Soul Cellar. And then go home and weep with jealousy.
12:28 PM Nov 23rd
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Out in bumfuck suburbia for brother's wrestling certifications. This school is so saturated in sports I'm not sure they even *have* classes.
12:27 PM Nov 23rd
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Ellipticaled? Elliptical'd? Exercise machines should be easily verbified. As should verb.
8:22 PM Nov 22nd
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Ellipticalled off 666 calories. Appropriate.
8:19 PM Nov 22nd
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I'm tempted to say mean things about @, but he's clearly just so DUMB that it doesn't seem quite fair...
7:41 PM Nov 21st
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I've decided I'm definitely a fan of marical medijuana. Yup. A big fan.
6:23 PM Nov 21st
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Aww, libertarians are just so *adorable*!
6:12 PM Nov 21st
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Stuck behind a fucking schoolbus. In my day, we walked. Ten miles. In the snow. Uphill both ways. Kids today are pussies.
12:50 PM Nov 20th
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Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please take a moment to remember the 160+ people murdered this year for who they were.
7:43 AM Nov 20th
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Bored. Even I can only watch the baby panda for so long. Please don't ask how long that is. Or if I only quit because he left the den.
8:33 PM Nov 19th
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Lately, there are only three things Andrew Sullivan mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb, and Sarah Palin.
10:16 AM Nov 19th
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Bye-bye, America's Next Top Model. Being wrong doesn't lose me as a viewer, nor does being mean, but being wrong *and* mean does.
2:55 AM Nov 19th
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.@ Julie from Amtrak is by far my favorite automated agent. I would go robot for her.
4:42 PM Nov 18th
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There are pillowcases that cost $60. Not to be That Guy, but there are also 49,000,000 people in America who don't have enough food to eat.
3:35 PM Nov 18th
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I'm at Toys R Us. If you don't hear from me again, I was probably eaten by the heteronormativity.
2:15 PM Nov 18th
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My temperature is .8 degrees higher under my boob than under my arm. No, I'm not avoiding homework. If I were I would have tried both boobs.
7:08 AM Nov 18th
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@ Get an MA in English, then a PhD, so you can teach others to get BAs, and the circle continues unbroken.
6:17 AM Nov 18th
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Dear lungs of @: Start doing your job properly, OR ELSE. Yeah, I went there. OR. ELSE.
3:01 PM Nov 17th
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The baby panda got the wrong name. Do you think he'll develop a complex if I keep calling him Xiao Long?
2:55 PM Nov 17th
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- Name Abby Spice
- Location Albany, New York
- Web http://clapifyoul...
- Bio @aedison's girl. Jewish. Flaming liberal. Also, flaming. As in on fire. Burning. Ouch. Clapifyoulikeme[at]gmail[dot]com.
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