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  1. Next time a "big" movie opens, I will be purchasing multiple tickets for each showing, just so fucking Twilight doesn't have the record.
  2. If you're kicking it in Southampton, UK, go see @aedison be hilarious and pretty at Soul Cellar. And then go home and weep with jealousy.
  3. Out in bumfuck suburbia for brother's wrestling certifications. This school is so saturated in sports I'm not sure they even *have* classes.
  4. Ellipticaled? Elliptical'd? Exercise machines should be easily verbified. As should verb.
  5. Ellipticalled off 666 calories. Appropriate.
  6. I'm tempted to say mean things about @SQ52D, but he's clearly just so DUMB that it doesn't seem quite fair...
  7. I've decided I'm definitely a fan of marical medijuana. Yup. A big fan.
  8. Aww, libertarians are just so *adorable*!
  9. Stuck behind a fucking schoolbus. In my day, we walked. Ten miles. In the snow. Uphill both ways. Kids today are pussies.
  10. Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please take a moment to remember the 160+ people murdered this year for who they were.
  11. Bored. Even I can only watch the baby panda for so long. Please don't ask how long that is. Or if I only quit because he left the den.
  12. Lately, there are only three things Andrew Sullivan mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb, and Sarah Palin.
  13. Bye-bye, America's Next Top Model. Being wrong doesn't lose me as a viewer, nor does being mean, but being wrong *and* mean does.
  14. .@poeks Julie from Amtrak is by far my favorite automated agent. I would go robot for her.
  15. There are pillowcases that cost $60. Not to be That Guy, but there are also 49,000,000 people in America who don't have enough food to eat.
  16. I'm at Toys R Us. If you don't hear from me again, I was probably eaten by the heteronormativity.
  17. My temperature is .8 degrees higher under my boob than under my arm. No, I'm not avoiding homework. If I were I would have tried both boobs.
  18. @tolerablegirl Get an MA in English, then a PhD, so you can teach others to get BAs, and the circle continues unbroken.
  19. Dear lungs of @LucyKateHopkins: Start doing your job properly, OR ELSE. Yeah, I went there. OR. ELSE.
  20. The baby panda got the wrong name. Do you think he'll develop a complex if I keep calling him Xiao Long?