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Some days I feel like I'm the only person in the world who does a crap job of rolling up my sleeves. about 5 hours ago via web
@johntaylortweet it's dramedy actually. Sort of a mind blow for me. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johntaylortweet
@johntaylortweet maybe when they let me create and run my own show about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johntaylortweet
@johntaylortweet MTV show. I am a staff writer on it. Definitely a new type of writing for me. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johntaylortweet
@johntaylortweet not according to history. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johntaylortweet
@MajandraD you already gave birth....to a renovated bathroom about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MajandraD
@huntercovington what do you play in NBA now? 11:27 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to huntercovington
@statmyles @emilemcnab man, he's out of control today. Trying to be mayor of the school. 11:17 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to statmyles
@statmyles fucking savage 7:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to statmyles
@RachaelLCook Louis Vuitton next. I keep asking jess to do it and she won't. Says its "insane" 4:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RachaelLCook
@laurenleto Erin is sending me the book! I get a shutout!?!? 3:41 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@540hp churros? 10:52 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 540hp
Saturday at 5:30 pm, I will be speaking to the DePaul College Democrats at the DePaul Center (1 East Jackson Blvd) Rm 8005. Open to public 10:04 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@benbator Ballin 2.0 all day 9:59 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to benbator
Being in Chicago is making me think a lot about Perfect Strangers. Different show if you see Balky pulling a long con. 8:55 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@huntercovington my Topps Stadium Club is never going down!! Foil pack son! 7:15 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to huntercovington
The ramp systems in parking garages are basically an MC Escher painting to me. 8:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@andrewjaycohen we are seeing crossovers on a whole new level. 1:22 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrewjaycohen
@andrewjaycohen it was called "Short Circuit" whaaaaa? Mindblow! Timing of movies makes sense! 12:49 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrewjaycohen
If they had told me Jay Z was in The Great Gatsby I probably would have read it in high school. 6:54 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad

Name Christian Lander
Location California, Los Angeles
Web http://stuffwhite...
Bio Writer for MTV's Undermployed. I wrote Stuff White People Like, and the sequel Whiter Shades of Pale. I am a one trick pony, but it's a pretty good trick.