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  1. I'm now a Colonel in Call of Duty 4 and my wife still won't address me as "sir." Ridiculous. We have these ranks for a reason. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. @mylesvalentin Yes...finally back to Ivy League Betting. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to mylesvalentin
  3. @ the USC-UCLA game, craving a bacon wrapped hot dog. 4:43 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  4. @seanowen69 get on that LAPHY TAPHY...that leap frog, that SMOKEY BLANKEY. 11:45 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to seanowen69
  5. @erinmalone 2/4 are Scientologists...think about it. 11:37 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to erinmalone
  6. @stephenamell but why? man I'm doing that AC LAX-YYZ in about 3 weeks. WIFI!?? Can't wait...oh and I get to hit that Maple Leaf Lounge! 4:17 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to stephenamell
  7. at furniture store and saw two guys with wool hat pulled back to reveal hairline. Ugh, really? still? 3:27 PM Nov 27th from mobile web
  8. @Dirt_Nasty FACT 99.999% of rappers make less than $1 a year rapping (See MySpace for details). So you are good on both fronts. 11:51 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Dirt_Nasty
  9. @FLS_Carnage it's science. 9:12 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to FLS_Carnage
  10. Black Friday exists because hundreds of years ago some white people in New England got the greatest deal ever on some land. 9:07 AM Nov 27th from web
  11. @stephenamell not the Highlander. That was a documentary and the events happen in real time. 11:01 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to stephenamell
  12. @jasonmarks it is so good!!!! so addicted! Get ready to get smoked online by 12 year olds. 3:44 PM Nov 26th from mobile web
  13. @jasonmarks ballers! 1:36 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to jasonmarks
  14. Happy Don't Trust White People Day! 11:48 AM Nov 26th from web
  15. @mylesvalentin and it's regular season college basketball. Each game means so much! 8:55 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to mylesvalentin
  16. @BraisedNInfused yo! hit us with some twit pic previews of that food! we are getting CRAZY EXCITED. 5:44 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to BraisedNInfused
  17. @erinmalone screw you talented but not funny authors. Erin Malone has no room for you in her heart! 2:33 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to erinmalone
  18. http://twitpic.com/qwchl - Found these two living in a bucket I forgot to clean. 10:50 AM Nov 25th from TwitPic
  19. @mylesvalentin she is not as fertile any more. 8:56 AM Nov 25th from mobile web
  20. RT @seanowen69: just ate a kraft dinner that expired in sept 08. the powder was brown and smelled like cheap hot chocolate. put on ketch ... 7:31 PM Nov 24th from web