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Wanted: 1 boy to fix Freeview box (possibly just plug it in) fridge freezer and remove and replace my bed slats. Apply in writing. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic
@Polly_Heck I am very very wise. It is indeed all bollocks. 2010 however, will be less bollocks. about 11 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to Polly_Heck
@simon_hzero Ah okay, now I understand! Only allowed one type of palm strike and my elbows are still illegal. about 12 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to simon_hzero
@simon_hzero I didn't understand a word of that Tweet! about 12 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to simon_hzero
Today has seriously tested my sense of humor. I do hope this isn't shaping up to be the Worst Week Ever tm. about 12 hours ago from Seesmic
@realrobmills To clarify, I will punch anyone in the face who is smaller than me. Everyone else I'll poke in the chest...menacingly. about 12 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to realrobmills
Just so we are very clear: the next person who tells me I'm too skinny or asks me if I eat food gets a punch in the face. about 16 hours ago from txt
@realrobmills Yes I think so too. Waiting for him to reply. I expect he's just too excited to type at the moment. about 21 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to realrobmills
Congratulations @RealGaryNull you are my 200th follower(what took you so long to find me?).You have won a prize.Let me know where to send it about 21 hours ago from Seesmic
I've had too much pik n mix. I am very awake and hyped up on sugar. Also only left with the crap ones, which is weird since I chose them. 3:07 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic
@petermoore @realrobmills I'm just glad we've clarified the apostrophe issue. It's been keeping me awake at nights. 2:59 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to petermoore
@petermoore :D I am very clever @realrobmills and we got that right without any need of your writers bloke. Well done us. 2:51 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to realrobmills
@petermoore Ummmmm Aston Villa....no er...George something...George Formby....No...George Orwell?(final answer) 2:44 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to petermoore
@petermoore I would *love* to hear you come up with questions for homeopathic theory :p I'd still answer George Orwell though.I have a plan. 2:38 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to petermoore
@petermoore I was just going to answer George Orwell or Aston Villa for everything. And it's a very lovely illustration :) 2:37 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to petermoore
@Polly_Heck YES FPM is correct. You must come. Pull a sickie. 2:34 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic
@realrobmills Are you in London on the 3rd? Join my pub quiz team. We are excellent. We will win...er...probably. 2:31 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to realrobmills
@petermoore You are funny :p I'm recruiting a pub quiz team... 2:30 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to petermoore
@stevemosby One of those I can lay claim to.I failed on the comedy genius front though, whoever did the Jeffrey Archer search was inspired. 2:25 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to stevemosby
@rufous It was all 'ti ti ti ti ti' over the wolves not the boy chests. Much. Almost *no* mention of boy chests. At all. 11:52 AM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to rufous

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Name Claire Mimnagh
Location London
Bio London based Northerner, wonky fisted martial arts obsessive and mash fiend.

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