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  1. Wanted: 1 boy to fix Freeview box (possibly just plug it in) fridge freezer and remove and replace my bed slats. Apply in writing.
  2. @Polly_Heck I am very very wise. It is indeed all bollocks. 2010 however, will be less bollocks.
  3. @simon_hzero Ah okay, now I understand! Only allowed one type of palm strike and my elbows are still illegal.
  4. @simon_hzero I didn't understand a word of that Tweet!
  5. Today has seriously tested my sense of humor. I do hope this isn't shaping up to be the Worst Week Ever tm.
  6. @realrobmills To clarify, I will punch anyone in the face who is smaller than me. Everyone else I'll poke in the chest...menacingly.
  7. Just so we are very clear: the next person who tells me I'm too skinny or asks me if I eat food gets a punch in the face.
  8. @realrobmills Yes I think so too. Waiting for him to reply. I expect he's just too excited to type at the moment.
  9. Congratulations @RealGaryNull you are my 200th follower(what took you so long to find me?).You have won a prize.Let me know where to send it
  10. I've had too much pik n mix. I am very awake and hyped up on sugar. Also only left with the crap ones, which is weird since I chose them.
  11. @petermoore @realrobmills I'm just glad we've clarified the apostrophe issue. It's been keeping me awake at nights.
  12. @petermoore :D I am very clever @realrobmills and we got that right without any need of your writers bloke. Well done us.
  13. @petermoore Ummmmm Aston Villa....no er...George something...George Formby....No...George Orwell?(final answer)
  14. @petermoore I would *love* to hear you come up with questions for homeopathic theory :p I'd still answer George Orwell though.I have a plan.
  15. @petermoore I was just going to answer George Orwell or Aston Villa for everything. And it's a very lovely illustration :)
  16. @Polly_Heck YES FPM is correct. You must come. Pull a sickie.
  17. @realrobmills Are you in London on the 3rd? Join my pub quiz team. We are excellent. We will win...er...probably.
  18. @petermoore You are funny :p I'm recruiting a pub quiz team...
  19. @stevemosby One of those I can lay claim to.I failed on the comedy genius front though, whoever did the Jeffrey Archer search was inspired.
  20. @rufous It was all 'ti ti ti ti ti' over the wolves not the boy chests. Much. Almost *no* mention of boy chests. At all.