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me to boyfriend 'you look hungover' him to me 'I was poisoned' [serious face] Hilar ...@lergik 5:40 AM May 17th via web
Just downloaded Digital Britain by @thisisdare. Get the truth about digital: bit.ly/GZM4w7 2:24 PM Apr 25th via Pay with a Tweet
Boyfriend showed me this and said it reminded him of me xkcd.com/1036/ guilty as charged 3:43 PM Apr 24th via web
...so, let me just take (what looks like) a Fisher Price calculator out of my bag everytime I do certain transactions...and insert my card 2:31 AM Feb 29th via web
What retail banks DON'T use f**king card readers? Sign.Me.Up #Natwest 2:29 AM Feb 29th via web
fever.5am.iPhone.Google.symptoms.... Do I have cancer? #headhurtsandfeelvom 8:57 PM Feb 22nd via web
@lergik I knew you'd love Cinemagraphs!! ....& this is cool by the way. Phil looking smoove...as always 8:27 AM Feb 16th via web in reply to lergik
[airpunch] Senna won best documentary. #Baftas 2:17 PM Feb 12th via Tweetbot for iOS
This is Social Media bit.ly/xAYodu .... #Grazia #i<3Grazia 6:42 AM Feb 3rd via web
Salma fucking Hayek!! Jaysus #GoldenGlobes 4:14 PM Jan 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
but Evan Rachel Wood is a big fat ride #GoldenGlobes #OMG 4:12 PM Jan 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
My mam just told me we were in Michael Fassbenders parents resto years ago.#Thrilled 6:14 AM Jan 13th via Tweetbot for iOS from Wandsworth, London
...which was watchable. A good TV Movie. #IronLady 10:14 AM Jan 7th via Tweetbot for iOS from Wandsworth, London
One of my favourite cinemas is full of grouchy Thatcherite gargoyles creeping out of the woodwork to watch #IronLady 10:12 AM Jan 7th via Tweetbot for iOS from Westminster, London
Beautiful beautiful #Cornwall (taken morning of NYE) instagr.am/p/eIHGJ/ 6:44 AM Jan 3rd via Instagram
Here to Serve (Pan Am's Trashy cousin) instagr.am/p/dPwTx/ 10:59 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via Instagram
Scrooged kicking off my Chrimbo TV watching. #I<3BillMurray 8:38 AM Dec 17th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS from Wandsworth, London
[airpunch] #Masterchef #Final #Results 1:11 PM Dec 15th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS from Wandsworth, London
daraobriain Maybe in future Attenborough, for veracity, should show the documentary in real-time, i.e. four years long. Ungrateful pricks. 3:20 AM Dec 13th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by clairedoolan and 1081 others
Just discovered the best coffee in London @BirdhouseUK , mins from my house. Made my Sat 7:34 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS from Hammersmith and Fulham, London