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the slug that was attached to my tail fell off on the bed. She touched it and screamed soooo loud it woke me up for a second
1:00 AM Dec 11th
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she complained about standing in some cold sick this morning... always moaning
7:16 AM Dec 8th
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she talked about giving up the booze and going cold turkey, why can't I go? I love cold turkey, it's just not fair... burghhhh fairball oops
7:31 AM Dec 7th
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that pan of gravy that she left out... that I licked.. well that wasn't me ooop!
7:51 AM Dec 2nd
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when she feeds six of us with only three bowls of food, it's survival of the fatest - and I am the fatest yum yum yum
4:21 AM Dec 1st
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if they want to bring a fir tree into the house I shall reserve my right to christen it
8:26 AM Nov 30th
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Sick of this windy weather, I looked through the catflap last night and she kicked me up the ass as if to force me through it. Sofa suffers.
8:07 AM Nov 25th
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at last! I catch my first mouse of the season - off with its head!!!
7:10 AM Nov 24th
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once again she foolishly trip over me at the top of the stairs, dwhy doesn't she switch the light on before she attempts to go down?? FOOL!
7:53 AM Nov 20th
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Edgar Allen Poe said that 'all cats are grey in the dark', he's wrong, black cats are black in the dark surely?
8:44 AM Nov 19th
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She put the white duvet cover on again today, rolling, rolling, scratchy, dribbling and wet paws. As if by magic, by teatime it's grey!
1:21 AM Nov 18th
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incy wincy spider climbed up the waterspout, then I jumped up, grabbed it and played with it for 10 minutes before eating it - yum!
1:07 AM Nov 16th
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If she trips over me again and sprains her ankle I'm gonna get real mad!!!!
8:17 AM Nov 13th
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Friday! The only reason it's different from other days is that the window cleaner comes and I watch him slip on that little gift I left him
2:54 AM Nov 13th
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dragged a few leaves in today - they look pretty on the rug after she's just hoovered it
12:55 AM Nov 12th
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here's a great idea - take a lamb chop that she's defrosting - roll it about on the brown rug and eventually it will look like a mouse
1:31 AM Nov 11th
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hey where did that gravy go in the bowl on the top of the unit? (she just asked) Where the hell does she think it went? Bit greasy BTW...
8:12 AM Nov 10th
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apparently more fireworks and frivolity this weekend. Oh BTW that was Timmy who did a wee in the dining room... I was just sat near it ok?
6:03 AM Nov 6th
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Remember buddies, the most important thing on bonfire night is to avoid a banger up the ass
5:44 AM Nov 5th
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hey everyone, remember to stay in on bonfire night tomorrow, if you need to go to the loo slippers and shoes are good to go
8:48 AM Nov 4th
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- Name claire de bear
- Location bolton
- Bio I'm a black and white long haired lovely.
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