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clairbearattack

  1. One day in, and have yet to find split A's/Giants cap. It's like these people are ashamed or something. about 13 hours ago via Echofon
  2. You know you're in a swanky joint when there is a phone in the bathroom so you can conduct business while conducting business. 10:25 AM May 25th via txt
  3. As I board my flight, I just want to let everyone know that I want my last words to be, "Batman couldn't save me, but he CAN save Gotham." 6:12 AM May 25th via txt
  4. After clogging a public toilet, it's important to find a staff member and, while looking them in the eye, accuse the person closest to you. 5:17 AM May 25th via txt
  5. Pretty sure some of my accounts have been hacked into...so...if you've received anything weird from me, let me know please. 9:32 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  6. @yoshiki89 @alongerlook @mighty_flynn And let's not forget, ketchup and mustard! 6:09 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to yoshiki89
  7. @mighty_flynn @alongerlook Vegetables at the ballpark? Thanks, but no thanks. Now then, where is that two foot chili dog? 5:08 PM May 24th via web in reply to mighty_flynn
  8. You know what I like about night clubs? Keeps all the people I don't like away from the places I'm actually going. 4:28 PM May 24th via web
  9. @MattDerman Was he discussing sonnets when he said it? Because there are rhymes in those. 4:00 PM May 24th via web in reply to MattDerman
  10. @MarinersWS12 Also, once you join, you're going to be SHOCKED at how many subcategories of SABR there are. @mighty_flynn 12:14 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to MarinersWS12
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  12. @MarinersWS12 @mighty_flynn I would still very much like to see this Hustle Index number. 12:09 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to MarinersWS12
  13. Photo: tmblr.co/ZtKRLyM3CYUG 9:29 AM May 24th via Tumblr
  14. We can't all be beauty queens. From @HOVG hallofverygood.com/2012/05/top-te… 8:56 AM May 24th via web
  15. Photo: tmblr.co/ZtKRLyM320Bg 8:13 AM May 24th via Tumblr
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  18. @MarinersWS12 But really, just a love of baseball and a passion for knowledge is it. 11:56 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to MarinersWS12
  19. @MarinersWS12 No way, not at all. I'd say most of SABR is history. "Sabermetrics" really came because those were only ppl who WERE into it. 11:55 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to MarinersWS12
  20. @mighty_flynn Oh man, those games look like tons of fun. Wish I accounted for this during my SABR excursion. 9:12 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to mighty_flynn