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  1. Best pizza ever. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Minha timeline tá engraçadíssima. about 11 hours ago from web
  3. Imagina pizza de queijo, abacaxi, presunto e uns whatevers. about 11 hours ago from web
  4. Esses gringos não sabem brincar de order online. about 11 hours ago from web
  5. @rebekamaia Também quero. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to rebekamaia
  6. Eu não consigo me conformar com aquela cafeteira no banheiro. about 14 hours ago from web
  7. All of the stars are fading away. about 16 hours ago from web
  8. Das coisas incompreensíveis: o mesmo povo que quando sai de seu país surta em saber se a água é potável coloca uma cafeteira no banheiro. about 21 hours ago from web
  9. @franciscarnauba Queria sumir mais. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to franciscarnauba
  10. Tomanocu esse portal acadêmico que só entra no IE. about 23 hours ago from web
  11. Queria sumir. about 23 hours ago from web
  12. @trickztr An actual conversation. The girl DID say that. 9:38 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to trickztr
  13. "I need to get back earlier than you, 'cause I have to take my 'no baby pill' at 4 o'clock." 9:35 PM Nov 27th from web
  14. @keilabarr It's very hard to find guys without barriga. 9:58 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to keilabarr
  15. Daqui a pouco vou ter uma hemorragia nasal. 9:47 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. Não consigo não achar o sotaque texano hilário. Quanto mais eu ouço, mais eu acho engraçado. 7:54 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. @koboldok No idea. 7:31 PM Nov 26th from web
  18. "Where is home for you guys?" é um jeito muito mais fofinho de se perguntar "Where are you from?" 11:02 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. Altux cariocax no Walmart agora há pouco. 10:35 PM Nov 25th from web
  20. But I can't understand a single word in Portuguese, so she was a piece of candy that I couldn't eat!" 8:05 PM Nov 25th from web