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  1. Seattle: Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to karaoke. @gperez & I are meeting at Ozzie's at 9 tonight. Come on!
  2. Yes, the mosquito racket IS great, but it'd be sooooo much easier if I could just shoot lasers out of my eyes.
  3. Oh, iPhone, do you really think your demographic would rather type "goodie" than "hoodie"?
  4. A cup of potato salad is less fattening when eaten with a very small fork.
  5. Is Madonna dead yet?
  6. Banana bread without walnuts is like a smile without teeth.
  7. Transformers II: Rise of the Large Metal Shame Spiral
  8. Weeping for John Turturro. Why, John, WHY?!
  9. When that deceptacon says, "I live to smash," I totally know what he's talking about.
  10. Surf music makes the medicine go down.
  11. Bummed that I missed seeing that crazy old fucker in the scarf skirt at the Fremont Solstice Parade this year.
  12. One less mosquito is sucking my blood today. *CLAP*
  13. I really excel at not knowing when to shut the fuck up.
  14. Foundation Garments, you are seriously killing my sundress buzz.
  15. My shoes are squeaky. Every step sounds like I'm squishing a tiny puppy.
  16. Happily exposing myself to "air conditioning disease."
  17. Yes, thesaurus, when I looked up "benefit" I was hoping to find "pancake breakfast."
  18. "Female Prisoner Scorpion: Beast Stable" was shot way more beautifully than you'd expect from the title.
  19. @suxdonut Girrrrrrrrrrl, no fairs making me all homesick. That tale is Seattle in a sweet little nutshell.
  20. Today's Native American Name: Incapable of Constructing Jokes.