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  1. Seattle: Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to karaoke. @gperez & I are meeting at Ozzie's at 9 tonight. Come on!9:47 AM Jul 9th from web
  2. Yes, the mosquito racket IS great, but it'd be sooooo much easier if I could just shoot lasers out of my eyes.8:40 AM Jul 7th from web
  3. Oh, iPhone, do you really think your demographic would rather type "goodie" than "hoodie"?6:45 PM Jul 6th from web
  4. A cup of potato salad is less fattening when eaten with a very small fork.5:49 PM Jul 5th from web
  5. Is Madonna dead yet?10:58 PM Jul 1st from web
  6. Banana bread without walnuts is like a smile without teeth.10:11 PM Jul 1st from web
  7. Transformers II: Rise of the Large Metal Shame Spiral11:44 AM Jun 26th from web
  8. Weeping for John Turturro. Why, John, WHY?!11:39 AM Jun 26th from web
  9. When that deceptacon says, "I live to smash," I totally know what he's talking about.5:06 AM Jun 25th from web
  10. Surf music makes the medicine go down.11:25 PM Jun 23rd from web
  11. Bummed that I missed seeing that crazy old fucker in the scarf skirt at the Fremont Solstice Parade this year.2:41 AM Jun 23rd from web
  12. One less mosquito is sucking my blood today. *CLAP*2:24 AM Jun 22nd from web
  13. I really excel at not knowing when to shut the fuck up.12:13 AM Jun 21st from web
  14. Foundation Garments, you are seriously killing my sundress buzz.2:07 AM Jun 17th from web
  15. My shoes are squeaky. Every step sounds like I'm squishing a tiny puppy.9:00 PM Jun 16th from web
  16. Happily exposing myself to "air conditioning disease."9:22 PM Jun 15th from web
  17. Yes, thesaurus, when I looked up "benefit" I was hoping to find "pancake breakfast."6:42 PM Jun 15th from web
  18. "Female Prisoner Scorpion: Beast Stable" was shot way more beautifully than you'd expect from the title.1:42 AM Jun 13th from web
  19. @suxdonut Girrrrrrrrrrl, no fairs making me all homesick. That tale is Seattle in a sweet little nutshell.11:21 PM Jun 12th from web in reply to suxdonut
  20. Today's Native American Name: Incapable of Constructing Jokes.10:24 PM Jun 12th from web