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  1. I like my men like my wool coats: covered in cat hair. about 24 hours ago from web
  2. I'm beginning to think that becoming a "citizen of the world" is just learning how to deal with jetlag better. 8:56 PM Nov 10th from web
  3. OMG the mixed nuts are WARM. And no peanuts AT ALL. 1:18 PM Nov 9th from txt
  4. Okay Americans, prepare yourself for a shock: no rickshaws in China. Also, no tickey, no washy. 1:12 PM Nov 9th from txt
  5. Is no one sitting next to me cuz I got lucky or because I stink of the working class? 1:09 PM Nov 9th from txt
  6. I wonder if rich folks Are allowed to Twitter in-flight. 1:08 PM Nov 9th from txt
  7. Everyone in Business Class knows I'm a fucking spy. 1:07 PM Nov 9th from txt
  8. It's getting so that conspiratorial whites won't have anyone to talk to. 11:57 AM Nov 9th from txt
  9. White lady sitting down next to me: "It's all because of Saudi Arabia." Me: "Lady, I'm not on your side." 11:53 AM Nov 9th from txt
  10. Airport security to woman wearing sari: "You're going to have to take that wrap off." 11:51 AM Nov 9th from txt
  11. Changing my dial from Loving Seattle to Missing Seattle. *click* 10:46 AM Nov 9th from web
  12. "It's like a thousand Hiroshima-sized atomic bombs going off every second!" What?! Seismologist, please. 12:38 AM Nov 9th from web
  13. I miss hysterical disaster tv. "If one of these SUPERvolcanos were to blow, you might WISH for a tsunami to wash away the fire!" 12:34 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. Sorry, I meant that I have two *extra* tickets to Paradise. I can't make it that night. 8:57 AM Nov 8th from web
  15. @lisasho & John @phillygirl @jimray @tiffehr and @magnetbox & all them tweeps ruled. @theseanavy kicked ass. Dancing, boozing, awesomeness. 2:04 AM Nov 8th from web
  16. I'm an early adopter and I still don't know how to send DM's. 12:34 PM Nov 5th from txt
  17. Russian cab driver wants to talk about how all Asians are bad drivers. I miss not understanding the language. 12:29 PM Nov 5th from txt
  18. OMG I am so in love with American toilets! 8:03 PM Nov 4th from txt
  19. Pulled back. Curled up like a shrimp. Blech. 9:49 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. In the quest for the passive-aggressive crown, nurses battle stewardesses. 7:23 PM Nov 2nd from web