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  1. Can someone please make a version of the nodding, rotating Yahoo! Music Flash ad girl that I can skull smoosh? about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Y'know who else fluffs with fork? 7:39 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. Okay, motherfucking TURKEYS can get a presidential pardon, but gays can't marry? BOOOS! 4:06 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. A whopping 100% of people who like taking surveys like taking surveys. 8:38 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. I forgot that one of the issues with high-waisted pants is the giant faux-rection when you sit down. I am SO happy to see you this morning. 4:02 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. Whenever I pick up a soda on the way back from the bathroom, I think, "I'm just making more pee." 12:35 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. George Dubya is totally a FPIHF. 10:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. How come no one ever talks about MIHFs? Man, I would HATE to fuck that mom! 10:35 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. Don't pretend you don't know how to capitalize Starbucks, iPhone. 7:03 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. In my kitchen, if it can't be done with tongs or a cleaver, then I'm not interested. 3:42 AM Nov 22nd from web
  11. During NaNoWriMo, even intra-office email is composed with shaky pen. 3:59 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. An Athiest American and a Christian Chinese walk into a Starbucks...and she teaches me some Mandarin because my Mandarin is terrible. 5:01 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. How many Shanghai snowflakes constitute a poison risk? I ask because I ate 4 or 5 of the little bastards before I came to my senses. 3:11 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. 24-hour construction site down the street sounds like Godzilla stomping around. Constant SNS readiness means crappy sleep & grumpy awake. 9:41 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. I like my men like my wool coats: covered in cat hair. 9:18 PM Nov 14th from web
  16. OMG the mixed nuts are WARM. And no peanuts AT ALL. 1:18 PM Nov 9th from txt
  17. Okay Americans, prepare yourself for a shock: no rickshaws in China. Also, no tickey, no washy. 1:12 PM Nov 9th from txt
  18. Is no one sitting next to me cuz I got lucky or because I stink of the working class? 1:09 PM Nov 9th from txt
  19. I wonder if rich folks Are allowed to Twitter in-flight. 1:08 PM Nov 9th from txt
  20. Everyone in Business Class knows I'm a fucking spy. 1:07 PM Nov 9th from txt