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CkGriswold

  1. Ball of Foot!
  2. It’s beginning to look a lot like Sunday. Can't wait for some football!
  3. Can you get a headache from typing too much? It might be time to call this computer fad quits.
  4. Just heard one of my favorite rock songs on the radio … remixed and sung by a pop princess. WHAT THE HECK!? #wth
  5. Today is Abbey’s 30th Anniversary. She works with me. We’ve only worked together for 17 years though.
  6. Had the biggest breakfast. Sausage gravy over biscuits. Like little pillows from heaven covered with angel sauce.
  7. Day 3 of the same game. Turns out browser isn’t a game. I was wondering why I couldn’t win. It just kept searching and searching.
  8. Still playing the same online game. Darn you computer box. Darn you!
  9. Found a great game online today. I guess I’m not doing any work today.
  10. Ellen whooped me yesterday on the racquetball court. Time to get into training mode.
  11. UPDATE: Nothing good happened. Stupid socks.
  12. Found a rip in my lucky socks today, must be a good luck charm. Look out world, something good is gonna happen today.
  13. Someone messed with my desk. Something’s missing but I don’t know what yet.
  14. Experiment #2 – Turkey Loaf in the shape of a football. It’s up and it is GOOD!!!
  15. Experimenting with turkey now because of the surplus. Experiment #1 – Turkey Jam, gross. #fail
  16. Eating a turkey and stuffing sandwich with no more relatives in the house. Now this is something I’d like to give thanks for.
  17. Happy Thanksgiving, or in my case … please get out of my house.
  18. Pardon my insanity as I prepare myself for the invasion of the relatives.
  19. Isn’t it obvious?
  20. Why do purple’s elephant action?