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  1. Home makeover shows give me hope that being an adult doesn't disqualify me from the childhood magic of crying a lot to get stuff for free.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. On NPR, Sen. Grassley claimed that a SCOTUS justice can't be removed. Until he reads the Constitution, we can safely continue ignoring him.11:19 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  3. "Oh, I thought you only had to stop at crosswalks for attractive people. Because then you have time to stare at them. Otherwise, why stop?"4:14 PM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
  4. Choosy moms choose Jif, so I bought Smucker's peanut butter.12:29 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
  5. I hate that British dramas are willing to kill off good and sympathetic main characters for the sake of the story. Less drama please.6:28 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  6. "We call this the Loom of Fate" #1stdraftmovielines11:05 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  7. Proposal: MSNBC, CNN, & Fox create a joint fourth cable news station that exclusively covers celebrity deaths (e.g. C-SPAN Death).8:37 AM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
  8. @RitaRepulsa Someone stole my credit card a few years ago and spent hundreds on dating websites (also, walkie-talkies).10:11 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to RitaRepulsa
  9. Alberto Gonzales teaching this fall; hopefully students will "[…] answer 'I do not recall' to every test question." http://bit.ly/QbvxI3:57 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  10. The movie Twilight airing on USA right now is not what I hoped for. Why doesn't Paul Newman's character sparkle in direct sunlight‽11:12 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  11. @imchilen What's the recipe for "Total fireworks mayhem"? Knowing you, I'm assuming it's the name of a drink.10:35 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to imchilen
  12. Asked what offers Palin received, her flack said "Everything under the sun that you can possible think of." You sure? We have vivid minds.7:00 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  13. "Say it is so, Joe"1:57 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  14. With today's Minnesota Supreme Court ruling, Sen. Bunning will no longer be the Senate's only comedic performance artist.7:33 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
  15. The First Amendment does not give this free speech advocate the right to say the word "impactful."6:52 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
  16. @jgillman Great idea; I'm going to join you in spirit. Get it? In _spirit_. Clearly I've started already. PS What happened on your shirt?5:45 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to jgillman
  17. Reports that Jon and Kate will reunite in order to regain control of the news cycle.3:44 PM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
  18. To fight increasing unemployment, Cleveland is considering using its stimulus funds to replace highway Jersey barriers with a line of people10:48 AM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
  19. 3 hrs later on http://bit.ly/FJAb1, I found 13 adulterous GOP Reps: Art. III would have failed 208-212 but Art. I would have passed 215-206.7:25 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie
  20. Would Clinton have been impeached if we discounted the votes of the Representatives who've had their own affairs?3:39 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie