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cjpaterson

  1. @martyrshow Podcast idea for when I actually have time... re-create WCW with Hollywood stars lol 12:38 PM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  2. @martyrshow That Jerry Lynn/Mickey Rourke thing gave me an idea... Dustin Hoffman playing Ric Flair would be fucking amazing lol 12:32 PM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  3. BBC News - Scottish government seeks minimum alcohol price of 50p per unit bbc.in/KZWDOw 11:04 AM May 14th via Tweet Button
  4. Banana, coconut milk and almond smoothie... not better than sex but it's fucking nice all the same lol ;) 1:45 AM May 3rd via TweetDeck
  5. @martyrshow huff.to/HbdNtg 1:50 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  6. Bettering yourself is the best form of revenge! 9:12 AM Mar 23rd via TweetDeck
  7. Apparently not checked Twitter since 20 February :\ 9:12 AM Mar 23rd via TweetDeck
  8. @skyelourie Really depends on where the woman is. There's a bit of a difference between a quiet coffee shop and a busy restaurant. 1:36 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for Android in reply to skyelourie
  9. @_tanya93 Can you burn bacon? 10:04 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck in reply to _tanya93
  10. @martyrshow Burn me some and bring it down! 10:03 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  11. @martyrshow Meh... 10:03 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  12. @martyrshow Fan assisted is the best :O 10:02 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  13. @martyrshow Yeah, why? 10:01 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  14. @martyrshow My bacon isn't going glass-like man... kept it in a 250 degree oven for half an hour and it's still soft. You lied lol 4:59 AM Feb 7th via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  15. @martyrshow and you write scripts mate, get those done as well lol... obviously a bit different though 1:00 PM Jan 31st via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  16. @martyrshow Not at all, it implied that you should send the tweet to someone else... you can't tweet yourself :P 1:00 PM Jan 31st via TweetDeck in reply to martyrshow
  • Name Craig Paterson
  • Location Scotland
  • Web http://theghostwa...
  • Bio I'm currently at college, enjoy working out, reading, playing pool, having a laugh and expressing my opinion.
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