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If the boy's diction were clearer you would understand that the words he is shrieking are in fact about parts of speech. #schoolhouserock8:44 PM Jun 30thfrom Birdfeed
MWM seeks epithet devoid of misogyny, defensiveness, or racism to hurl at Sandra Tsing Loh. Possible 3some with "overprivileged" and "lazy."7:40 AM Jun 25thfrom Tweetie
Can't believe how big this skin tag on my neck is getting. Something something Richard E. Grant. (Or, fine. Something something Beeblebrox.)8:00 AM Jun 23rdfrom Tweetie
Watching the boy ride his scooter fifty yards ahead of me means I'll go ahead and give myself some kind of cardiac event for Father's Day.3:17 PM Jun 21stfrom Tweetie
Ah. It WAS too much to expect that the iMovie team would have been disclosed about this huge upcoming influx of vertically-oriented video.9:52 PM Jun 20thfrom web
Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Bleu
American Gigolo
Cheddar Off Dead
Goudaca8:20 AM Jun 18thfrom Tweetie
@Jedhead I'm working on an M.A. in wheedling people to update their podcasts. For my dissertation I hope to look in the goddamn mirror.11:17 PM May 31stfrom webin reply to Jedhead
Please tell me that once internet marketers figure out what the fuck they're doing I'll never see an ad for The Dave Matthews Band again.8:37 PM May 31stfrom web
So tired this morning I poured Crystal Lite over my cereal and then couldn't think of an interesting way to tweet about it.8:37 AM May 30thfrom Tweetie
Taking: What they're giving.
Working: For [REDACTED].
(Be back soon.)6:55 AM May 28thfrom Tweetie
Hmmm. I was looking for the boy and @cdahlstrom in order to tickle them but now there's no one here but this pile of pillows on the couch.11:00 AM May 23rdfrom Tweetie