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  1. If the boy's diction were clearer you would understand that the words he is shrieking are in fact about parts of speech. #schoolhouserock
  2. MWM seeks epithet devoid of misogyny, defensiveness, or racism to hurl at Sandra Tsing Loh. Possible 3some with "overprivileged" and "lazy."
  3. Can't believe how big this skin tag on my neck is getting. Something something Richard E. Grant. (Or, fine. Something something Beeblebrox.)
  4. Watching the boy ride his scooter fifty yards ahead of me means I'll go ahead and give myself some kind of cardiac event for Father's Day.
  5. Ah. It WAS too much to expect that the iMovie team would have been disclosed about this huge upcoming influx of vertically-oriented video.
  6. Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Bleu American Gigolo Cheddar Off Dead Goudaca
  7. @cdahlstrom Please let Amy know if she's not on Twitter by EOD she's fired. AND out of the wedding.
  8. Man of La Manchego Edam’s Rib Camembert Run #cheesierfilmtitles
  9. The Man With the Golden Gub #misspelledfilmtitles
  10. Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope #nicerfilmtitles #doingitwrong
  11. Hey @twitter. Bringing down a repressive theocratic regime is not a business model.
  12. Marching into the jaws of I sure fucked this one up but good.
  13. @Jedhead I'm working on an M.A. in wheedling people to update their podcasts. For my dissertation I hope to look in the goddamn mirror.
  14. @mrsmoltz My mom's treatment year sucked. But she prevails. You can too.
  15. Please tell me that once internet marketers figure out what the fuck they're doing I'll never see an ad for The Dave Matthews Band again.
  16. So tired this morning I poured Crystal Lite over my cereal and then couldn't think of an interesting way to tweet about it.
  17. Taking: What they're giving. Working: For [REDACTED]. (Be back soon.)
  18. Sleeping Beauty vs. Sleeping Beauty. MADtv sketch or child's birthday party? http://twitpic.com/5x7m3
  19. @lonelysandwich Uncredited Sydney Pollack cameo? Alan Silvestri score? NO CONTEST.
  20. Hmmm. I was looking for the boy and @cdahlstrom in order to tickle them but now there's no one here but this pile of pillows on the couch.