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Trying to sleep on this foldout hospital chair is going to put me in the hospital. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Your child has asthma! You have won: a night in the hospital PLUS a chance at the Grand Prize: the rescission of your child’s insurance! 10:51 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
Administered the boy's inhaler, only to discover that his shortness of breath was due to a battle of wills with his excretory system. 2:13 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
"What's happening?" Thousands of typography nerds are screaming, is what’s happening, @twitter. 11:59 AM Nov 19th from web
It might be easier to convince a 5-year-old black girl to read bell hooks' "Happy to Be Nappy" if the text were not IN CURSIVE. 9:27 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
@katyh There's nothing new in this ep. It's been hiding in plain sight for weeks. I'm just wondering if they'll ever admit it. 12:18 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to katyh
Morning "sickness", shaking hands. Plus no beers in the stew room? Jennifer's a functional alcoholic in an unplanned forced rehab. #topchef 9:06 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
@gemko Arguably his best ep. His hapless is fine, but not nearly as funny as his angry. 10:58 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to gemko
@gemko "Floodgate wheels are horizontal!" 10:33 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to gemko
@gemko You neglect to mention I wore the glasses and a bow tie in my senior picture. 10:36 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to gemko
#WholeFoods #gingerale #tasteslikesoap 4:32 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
Puts on your socks and shoes while doubling as a table for the hardcover book you are reading. #SkyMall #parenting #whathastwothumbs 1:33 PM Oct 25th from Birdhouse
No Way But #oneletteroffmovies 8:51 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
The Mimey #oneletteroffmovies 8:46 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
Midnight Cowbot #oneletteroffmovies 8:25 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
The Mullets Take Manhattan #oneletteroffmovies 8:06 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
@goodfountain How many objects are there? One. No, the correct answer is zero (the box is empty, see?). The box isn't an object? 6:24 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie in reply to goodfountain
I do not understand the instructions on my Kindergartener's homework. I do NOT UNDERSTAND the INSTRUCTIONS on my KINDERGARTENER'S HOMEWORK. 5:54 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
Also: Odd to remember that trailers for action-comedies have not always featured music from Midnight Run. E.g. the trailer for Midnight Run. 9:27 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
Forgot for at least fifteen years that most days can be improved by watching a bit of Midnight Run. 9:24 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie