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@mcombs do even use twitter anymore? how's the snow up there? are you finally getting some time off work? Happy Holidays hoss!about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Boston Market is getting picked clean by parents today - they're giving out 2 free kid's meals with every adult purchaseabout 8 hours agofrom UberTwitter
made it back home from GA - it was nice to spend time with family, but I'm glad to be back in my own place... it's small, but it's mine =)about 22 hours agofrom web
@AnsleySimmons David Bowe can make grown men cry all on his own... but it tends to be due to his "LOOK AT ME" bulge - Bing Crosby is a God=)12:49 PM Dec 19thfrom web
waiting for my flight in Jacksonville & not sure if this fart will make it all the way home - it's like holding an egg btwn your butt-cheeks12:48 PM Dec 19thfrom web
To my homefry in Florida: I'm saving this fart for you (unless TSA considers it a biological weapon) - heading back to FL now!7:36 AM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
my buddy joined the Army & is looking forward to Military Doctors, but he doesn't agree w/a single-payer health system-do ppl know the diff6:55 AM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
just watched the Dexter season finale & was expecting an ending worthy of ending the series up until the last minute - Shyamalan'd be proud!11:37 PM Dec 15thfrom web
back in my hometown (Baxley, GA) - this place is almost too depressing to tweet about - but I'll be back in Tampa on Saturday!!!4:52 PM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
