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  1. I shouldn't be so happy that Nicole is ANTM, but what're ya gonna do. Yay for the hot ginger pixie. 9:58 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  2. Funny sketch about the female comedian "uniform" - http://bit.ly/2pNdG8 1:38 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  3. Brief thoughts on the new Jeff Dunham Show: http://bit.ly/1BGYRt 11:19 AM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  4. The recent Curb Your Enthusiasm eps with Seinfeld have been great. LD & Jerry have amazing chemistry together. Funny stuff. 12:35 PM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
  5. Hilarious - the absolute worst love poem of all time: http://bit.ly/2Q4iw7 10:38 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
  6. According to my Google stats, I am being mistaken for ANTM's Miss J. Alexander. Just to be clear, this is not me: http://bit.ly/2iL37j 2:21 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
  7. Holy crap am I ever sick to death of hearing about zombies. (cc: vampires) 2:02 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck
  8. Is anybody else having their "Mentions" disappear in @tweetdeck lately? My fragile ego does not approve. 12:38 PM Oct 13th from TweetDeck
  9. @MissKitty1923 How about option (c) LOTS of beer 5:58 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck in reply to MissKitty1923
  10. I'm sure I'll miss the sun soon, but lazily waking up late to the sound of rain pounding on the roof was incredibly pleasant. 11:31 AM Sep 6th from TweetDeck
  11. Nooooo Andy Roddick..... so much for an American's chance at the US Open. 9:18 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
  12. Now this is a great Craigslist post. We were all thinking it; he said it: http://bit.ly/1Vexku (RT @andrewjrivers) 1:24 PM Sep 3rd from TweetDeck
  13. @piastrom Anytime - I am all about the sci-fi nerdery. :) 11:44 AM Sep 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to piastrom
  14. Five Lessons From the SciFi Summer That Was: http://bit.ly/39cmKl (RT @piastrom) 11:19 AM Sep 3rd from TweetDeck
  15. Good Novels Don't Have to be Hard Work: http://bit.ly/13ypgc 11:09 AM Sep 3rd from TweetDeck
  16. The new condos next door started fire alarm testing at 7am. I'm a comedian -- that's the middle of the &$*#@ night for me! 10:23 AM Sep 3rd from TweetDeck
  17. I hate when I'm rocking out to a song and then find out it's by someone loathsome. Now I'm in a quandary of consistency! 9:46 AM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck
  18. Holy crap, that #Weeds finale was off the chain. I did NOT see that coming... 12:41 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck
  19. @AmyHale omg that rocked my monday morning, thx... <3 daft punk 11:39 AM Aug 31st from TweetDeck in reply to AmyHale
  20. @jimkellner That is awesome advice, Jim - thanks! 5:53 PM Aug 30th from TweetDeck in reply to jimkellner
  • Name CJ Alexander
  • Location Seattle, WA
  • Web http://creatingac...
  • Bio Stand-up comedian and author of Creating a Comic, a blog about breaking into standup comedy. Also a writer, fitness freak, and science fiction nerrrrrd.
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