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civicstealth

Family is on the road headed to Portland. Vacation starts after closing at work tonight. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I'm pretty sure my gps has me stuck on the highway of lost opportunities... 1:04 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Just once it would be nice to mean more to the person that makes me smile when they walk into the room... 1:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
For a small brain mine sure likes to kick in to hyper drive sometimes... 2:04 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Lom, was going to sing until someone set a high... killed my dreams... just alittle bit... 11:10 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
New rims for the car are ordered, valve cover gaskets are replaced, and a new battery... been a very expensive day. 6:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Sitting in the waiting room at Gresham Subaru. Got a lot of attention with my cool Motorola Lapdock, lol. 11:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
North Carolina's sure been on a roll lately. Instead of electric fences and amendments, how about electric cattle prods for hateful people? 3:56 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@BlazingBlueB Lol, I ain't no heel knipper... I go for the jugular... like @zsoltan_ 3:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to BlazingBlueB
Just asked the iphone where they serve flaming chihuahua... it told me Wong's Garden... 3:23 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
RyanReallyMeans The customer is always right, when they do exactly what I say. I make our relationship so easy. #WhyILoveRyan 12:06 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by civicstealth and 14 others
@kjmarks Lol, I have a friend here that is a Snooki carbon copy minus the implants... 12:22 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to kjmarks
@kjmarks As long as you don't turn out orange you'll be fine... 3:17 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to kjmarks
Ugk, I'm gonna go crazy... customer traffic is so slow and pointless... in dire need of a different job. 10:14 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
Motorola Last chance: Retweet for chance to win the new #BlueDROIDRAZR by Motorola. Official rules: moto.ly/blueRAZRrls 10:01 AM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by civicstealth and 535 others
@Motorola Awesome, i'd +1 or Like this I could. Glad its been updated since Feb... 11:29 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to Motorola
@kathygriffin Is it true you'll be in Portland, Oregon on the 6th of October??? 1:43 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
Chick with Coach purse, poppin' lip gloss, big glasses, a little dog, and a cell phone holding a sign for money... wonder how she'll do... 1:48 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
Oh jeez, tanning salon pimps dry humping a Volvo... be afraid... be very afraid... 7:14 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android
Blonde hoochie with big tits posing in underclothes... naturally she'd be trending in the news feeds on my facebook wall from guys... 5:27 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android

Name Derek Fitzgerald
Location Portland, OR
Web http://www.facebo...
Bio Full time sales rep for Verizon with a hobby in imports, topped with a dash of sarcasm... ;)