cityprof
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Baby falling asleep on shoulder has given me a crazy stiff neck! Upside: this means he is getting HEAVY. Big ol fat head baby. I love him.
9:31 PM Dec 26th
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@ Happy birthday to THE GROUND!!!! (sorry I'm getting to my Twitter feed a little late)
2:27 PM Dec 9th
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CNN's "Gates makes surprise viz to Afghanistan" and I'm all Henry Louis? Bill? No, turns out Defense Sec Robert Gates. Uh. ?
8:20 AM Dec 8th
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Baby had me fooled. He slept six hours straight last night, so when he woke up after barely three hrs tonight I was all, whaa? Foolish mama.
12:05 AM Nov 27th
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@ my grammar gut is still telling me Has. But it may be telling me wrong, especially since at first I typed "grammer gut."
12:02 AM Nov 27th
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@ But does "have" imply Negress + mama share same recipe? When I mean each Negress, & each mama, *has* her own? Still confused!
11:59 PM Nov 26th
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Every Negress and her mama has? Or have? Confused. Yeah I know I'm the English prof.
4:33 PM Nov 26th
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Hubby thinks I could market my sweet potato pie and make millions, but every Negress and her mama has a special recipe. Plus I am lazy.
4:32 PM Nov 26th
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@ your hair looks great! that is all.
9:15 PM Nov 24th
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Need lip balm, stat.
9:39 AM Nov 21st
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Once again I am hungry and the baby on my lap doesn't care to release me from his adorable clutches.
12:08 PM Nov 20th
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@ Nice! You could bounce a quarter off that thing.
10:16 AM Nov 19th
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@ what brand jeans? Also I'm sure your ass looks exceptional all the time. Okay that sounded creepier than I intended.
8:40 AM Nov 19th
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Brought bottles, forgot nipples. Guess we are stopping back at home after all.
10:31 AM Nov 17th
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Vosges bacon toffee must be salty as hell because I am so thirsty after scarfing down the entire box. Mmm, salty, smoky candy.
11:29 PM Nov 15th
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@ Sorry about the lice, dude. You really need to catch a break on the personal health front! Hope stinky neen oil at least worked.
12:38 AM Nov 9th
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Ha! RT @: 'Loaded: A Guide To Gun Safety' By: Plaxico Burress
8:20 PM Nov 8th
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Can't believe the hate people are spewing on here about , saying she's lying, saying still she provoked CB. What? Misogyny is real.
7:46 PM Nov 6th
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Tropic Thunder for the twenty millionth time. "I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!"
5:15 PM Nov 2nd
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@ augles is great! cranky and spitting up right this minute, but in general lovely. epic win!
12:48 AM Nov 2nd
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- Name cityprof
- Location inside my own head, mostly
- Bio nerd for a living in the big city
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