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CitrusMaximus

  1. Apples from the cellophane tree. instagr.am/p/JR7ds9D56B/ 5:56 AM Apr 11th via Instagram
  2. Let's get this party started... yeah not so much. Ugh Monday. instagr.am/p/JMyOdVD52-/ 6:00 AM Apr 9th via Instagram
  3. ...here and we're in effect! instagr.am/p/JKu5_UD56h/ 10:52 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  4. Zombie mac and cheese! instagr.am/p/JKuv2Gj56b/ 10:50 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  5. Water bottle reflection. instagr.am/p/JKulQ5j56P/ 10:49 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  6. Mac and Cheese break on our walk. instagr.am/p/JKuUgpD56D/ 10:47 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  7. Gravestones on our walk. instagr.am/p/JKonl4j53N/ 9:57 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  8. Less with the tree climbing and more with the stroller riding for Ben instagr.am/p/JKnmoVD52g/ 9:49 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  9. Out for an Easter walk and some tree climbing with Jane and the boys. instagr.am/p/JKnLOYj52O/ 9:45 AM Apr 8th via Instagram
  10. Life just doesn't get any better! #DoritosLocosTacos instagr.am/p/JIAq9Fj5_H/ 9:29 AM Apr 7th via Instagram
  11. Why is the Aerosols store making me sneeze? 10:17 AM Apr 6th via Twitter for Android
  12. Breakfast Aftermath! instagr.am/p/JFHN9eD5yf/ 6:29 AM Apr 6th via Instagram
  13. Thumbholes might be one of mankind's greatest achievements! instagr.am/p/JDgrtdD51r/ 3:33 PM Apr 5th via Instagram
  14. Just bored... waitin' instagr.am/p/JDgcDRD51p/ 3:30 PM Apr 5th via Instagram
  15. Time to rage! instagr.am/p/JDgOj4D51m/ 3:29 PM Apr 5th via Instagram
  16. Sprite zero is blue? Huh. Whatever. instagr.am/p/JAQwI3D531/ 9:16 AM Apr 4th via Instagram
  17. Bacon peanut butter burger from Cheeburger Cheeburger. instagr.am/p/I-j6yXD58x/ 5:25 PM Apr 3rd via Instagram
  18. Murray is the new Derv. instagr.am/p/I96KKED59k/ 11:20 AM Apr 3rd via Instagram
  19. Elevator down to lunchtime! instagr.am/p/I94mpBD59S/ 11:06 AM Apr 3rd via Instagram
  20. Instagram for my DROID. Nice! instagr.am/p/I9zazPj57_/ 10:22 AM Apr 3rd via Instagram
  • Name John Battistini
  • Location ÜT: 38.880351,-77.628966
  • Web http://www.unders...
  • Bio Understood makes paintball stuff. Dynomight NYC does not make toys.
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