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citizenparanoid

  1. if the door ain't open, it's closed. question everything. Being paranoid is SMART! about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. Miami Police Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face. The CDC warned us about this. #ZombieApocalypse ow.ly/1MWkoe ow.ly/bdKvr 9:34 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  3. RT @infowarsstories: House to Consider Handing Over Internet Regulation to United Nations bit.ly/LHGUHI 9:39 AM May 27th via HootSuite
  4. Picture Shows How All Humans On Earth Would Fit Into One 900 Meter-Wide Ball ow.ly/1MQfLi 9:32 AM May 27th via HootSuite
  5. @geekyscientist - coolness. 11:49 PM May 22nd via HootSuite in reply to geekyscientist
  6. just passed a gas station with the price of regular gas at 138 .. how?? why?? #CorruptAtThePump 8:30 PM May 11th via HootSuite
  7. if gas was 147.9 in #Vancouver today. Why after rush hour did it drop to 142.5? And how does that happen? #CorruptAtThePump 8:09 PM May 11th via HootSuite
  8. ‘Branding Police’ Will Patrol 2012 Olympics pulse.me/s/8K15l 9:01 PM May 2nd via Pulse News
  9. Star Trek: The Next Generation Season One Blu-ray beams down July 24th pulse.me/s/8KY2u via @engadget 3:00 PM Apr 30th via Pulse News
  10. I'm tired of customer service not being helpful. When did they become so inflexible? - when they post profits of hundreds of millions of $$ 10:35 AM Apr 26th via HootSuite
  11. it's 411 day today! 12:43 PM Apr 11th via HootSuite
  12. Russia developing a gun that turns people into zombies (seriously) | Technology News Blog - Yahoo! News pulse.me/s/7QOLV 12:19 AM Apr 6th via Pulse News
  13. April Fools' Day Asteroid to Buzz Earth Sunday: WOW thats going to be close pulse.me/s/7COgm 9:29 AM Mar 31st via Pulse News
  14. California woman blames McDonald's for forcing her into prostitution ow.ly/9ZF2K- only in the USA 11:20 PM Mar 30th via HootSuite
  15. Wisconsin is the latest place where mysterious sounds have been heard. ow.ly/1IVrBD 8:10 AM Mar 21st via HootSuite
  16. Jeb Bush endorses Romney - nobody cares 8:00 AM Mar 21st via HootSuite
  17. US patent for 'Flying Saucer' Plans Date Back to 19th Century (1898 patent!), pulse.me/s/7eyC2 7:57 AM Mar 21st via HootSuite
  18. Darth Vader quits the empire pulse.me/s/712PH 11:30 AM Mar 15th via Pulse News
  19. Solar storm could could affect power grids, GPS - Technology & Science - CBC News pulse.me/s/6LiCJ 11:48 PM Mar 7th via Pulse News
  20. Nikon D700 discontinued in Canada pulse.me/s/6JKh3 -rats 11:32 PM Mar 7th via Pulse News