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  1. @caitlinmoran I think he's the CEO.
  2. X Factor. Top Gear. I'm A fucking Celebrity.... Have I died and gone to hell?
  3. #hatefulphrases @quantick People who say "bothered" as a succinct way of expressing their lack of concern. Anyone who says "for my sins" too
  4. @Herring1967 Loved the naughty dog/poo blog. In fact, I was on the toilet while reading it. But you dont need to know that. Anyway. Bravo!
  5. #mediabullshit Gordon Brown's dreadful handwriting does NOT AMOUNT TO FUCKING NEWS.
  6. #morrisseyscafe Easy over: That Yolk Isn't Runny Anymore.
  7. @johannhari101 Best thing about your new website? Finally having a proper RSS feed!
  8. @johannhari101 Much better. That last one was terrible.
  9. #cowfilms Surely it should be #cowmoovies?
  10. @stephenfry Please reconsider! Don't succumb to the excesses of the savages and the scum! We need a spokesperson for civility!
  11. @charltonbrooker The dishwasher is the pinnacle of human endeavour. Fuck penicillin. We're talking about something that washes up for you.
  12. @jimmycarr I would like to nominate Brian Sewell, Ed Balls and Robert Mugabe.
  13. @Munchious But he's pretty harmless, this innocuous androgynous autonomous eponymous anonymous Hieronymous.
  14. Turns out Peter Hitchens once headbutted a horse & George Monbiot once kicked an otter "for the sheer hell of it" #aagill
  15. I mean, really. What were you thinking? #askpaul
  16. Should I forgive you for putting Maxwell's Silver Hammer on Abbey Road? #askpaul
  17. @offalchin Literally no one no more!
  18. Audience & panel should spent less time shouting and more time laughing at this halfwit. He wouldn't be able to cope with that #bbcqt
  19. This is excruciating. It's like a bloodsport. I can't watch.... oh, hang on, yes I can. #bbcqt
  20. Tonight's opening question: "So, who believes in eugenics?" #bbcqt