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cindyparsons

  1. Regrets? Yeah... make mine a double. wp.me/pPliO-CO
  2. Mistakebook... Enough! wp.me/pPliO-CF
  3. Act your age, mama. wp.me/pPliO-Cy
  4. Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him
  5. Loved this article, @summer_goodwin. Nature or nurture: who is bringing up my kid? Mamamia mamamia.com.au/parenting/how-… via @miafreedman
  6. How come The Flinstones celebrated Christmas?
  7. The reason for the season wp.me/pPliO-Cs
  8. A #lunareclipse is supposedly one of nature's most wonderful things to see. But the trees are blocking my view. Stupid trees. Nature sucks.
  9. There was some crazy stuff going on with Amalie's toys this arvo. All her doing I swear! interesting babies though huh? twitter.com/cindyparsons/s…
  10. Is 3 years old too young to be locked inside a cupbaord for a few hours? I'm totally asking for a friend.
  11. @monsoonpartybar what kind of pants are you wearing? Wait let me guess. Runderpants! That busy huh? Well I'm in punderpants and I'm all done
  12. Shunderpants: The girl who totally just flipped you off. Monderpants: The guy who will still be wearing the same pants all day tomorrow.
  13. Gunderpants: That guy who's happy to see you. Wonderpants: The girl who may or may not be lady-scaped.
  14. Thunderpants: That guy who just farted out loud. Blunderpants: The girl who got your drink order all wrong. Funderpants: Just about everyone
  15. I think all varieties of underwear are on display. Plunderpants: the guy with the eye patch. Sunderpants: the girl who is hotter up close.
  16. It's a really really hot night. Good on you for even wearing shoes that aren't thongs.
  17. Just realised I probably sound like such a nana... bagging out the youth of today for having a big night out in no clothes.
  18. I could deal with Playboy bunnies @mardilea !! These people were just WRONG. And they think they're doing something auspicious.
  19. But I got distracted seeing all the wannabe porn stars on their way to Darwin's Hookers Ball, believing they were part of an 'institution.'