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  1. RT @CherylKerl: Ash an me's waitin for The Queen te come on b'fore wor dinnah. Imagine that leik, A supagroup addressin uz aall. Mental man!
  2. RT @SirFrankButcher: Tiffany Mitchell RIP. The front of my Ford Orion was never the same again.
  3. Going 2go try find a channel that David Tennant or Catherine (u couldn't drink that pretty)Tate aren't on.. ta ta xx
  4. All that was missing was a snow patrol greatest slits hour.. honestly , music 2 top yourself 2 volume 1.. be gone !
  5. Rite o , am off 2 drink cider n dance about my room.. was shouting at my radio earlier, 30 seconds to mars follow'd by green day.. Cox
  6. Favourite tribute band ' Partick monkeys '
  7. Night off n i'm being boring as hell. Moving furniture n having cheeky ciders.. a lazy nite of telly n booze coming up. on earlys tmrrow boo
  8. Na i couldn't harm a cat , i have a very fat one at home and when the voices stop he keeps me sane
  9. You have 2b cruel 2 b kind!! load o shit , i just killed her cat with a spade n she's still crying
  10. What's black white n starving? Michael Jacksons cat
  11. did u here about the trumpet tree ? the council came to root'ta'toot
  12. We are famileeeee , i hang out my sister it's free.. spooky goings on a-foot on this haberdashery of an island.. bring on the trumpets!
  13. Sisters are doing it for themselves?? not on this island , jethro n angus mchaggis will hav something 2 say bout that.
  14. somebody actually said 2 me the other day 'You b from the mainland then?' how'd he guess? must b the fact i'm walking upright
  15. You ask for directions n they point at the moon..
  16. going 2go exploring this place today, 2b honest the islanders i've met are a wee bitty strange.. the hills have eyes (only 4 their sisters)
  17. Finished 4 the day , finished 4 the day , EEEE'o'ma'daddio im finished for the day.. Thank fuck !
  18. Not a big fan of Arctic monkeys new stuff.. listened 2 an hour special on radio 1 while i was working n me no know.. hmmm shame.
  19. there's sumthing sinister bout bananas in pyjamas chasing teddy bears..
  20. What if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about ?