churchsignguys
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Come see the youth group improv troupe: "Can we get a suggestion of a location that will fit in heaven?"
about 12 hours ago
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If God gets to take MCA away from us shouldn't Satan get to take P. Diddy with him?
6:29 AM May 30th
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Say gosh instead of god and crap instead of shit then heaven will await!
6:23 AM May 29th
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Come daydream while a man in a suit tells sci-fi stories
6:22 AM May 29th
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We feed the poor but first you have to listen to our speil, like a timeshare seminar
6:21 AM May 29th
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Check out our Jesus hologram: he freestyles the sermon on the mount!
6:21 AM May 29th
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We'll tell you who to vote for so you can tell your wife as if you thought of it!
7:14 AM May 22nd
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Our pastor works one morning a week. If only we had a "higher calling"!
8:44 AM May 21st
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Our birth control is being married to pudgy Irishmen too into sports
6:32 AM May 18th
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The pastor's wife has hot FB pics
7:04 AM May 17th
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There is no bullshit in the Bible but we only really read the second half
7:23 AM May 16th
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Our new interim pastor isn't very educated Biblically but he can wear the shit out of some Dockers!
7:08 AM May 15th
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God will speak to you if you listen but use your voice to help Him
7:42 AM May 14th
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If the 2010s continue as they have, we'll remember the decade only as 50`yr anniversaries of stuff that happened in the 1960s
5:18 PM May 10th
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We're just as shocked as you that people still go to church this day and age but they're taking away the goddamn...
6:21 AM May 11th
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Come Sunday to hear our pastor's thinly veiled endorsement of Romney via Ephesians
6:53 AM May 10th
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You should have a personal relationship with God and once you discover what that means, tell us
6:55 AM May 9th
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Your kids can draw in coloring books while you reinforce your intolerance
11:41 AM May 8th
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Tweet the many ways your soul is damned during service!
6:00 AM May 7th
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- Name Church Sign Revival
- Location Jesusland, USA
- Web http://churchsign...
- Bio Written by former Christian school kids: Jon Chaffin, Matt Payton, John Wright.
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