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  1. Come see the youth group improv troupe: "Can we get a suggestion of a location that will fit in heaven?" churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/241276668…
  2. If God gets to take MCA away from us shouldn't Satan get to take P. Diddy with him? churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/240612973…
  3. Say gosh instead of god and crap instead of shit then heaven will await! churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/239950877…
  4. Come daydream while a man in a suit tells sci-fi stories churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/237348164…
  5. We feed the poor but first you have to listen to our speil, like a timeshare seminar churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/236727866…
  6. Check out our Jesus hologram: he freestyles the sermon on the mount! churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/236100236…
  7. We'll tell you who to vote for so you can tell your wife as if you thought of it! churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/235440721…
  8. Our pastor works one morning a week. If only we had a "higher calling"! churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/234826716…
  9. Our birth control is being married to pudgy Irishmen too into sports churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/232889742…
  10. The pastor's wife has hot FB pics churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/232284055…
  11. There is no bullshit in the Bible but we only really read the second half churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/231653353…
  12. Our new interim pastor isn't very educated Biblically but he can wear the shit out of some Dockers! churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/231032210…
  13. God will speak to you if you listen but use your voice to help Him churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/230379606…
  14. We're just as shocked as you that people still go to church this day and age but they're taking away the goddamn... churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/228390912…
  15. Come Sunday to hear our pastor's thinly veiled endorsement of Romney via Ephesians churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/227785135…
  16. You should have a personal relationship with God and once you discover what that means, tell us churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/227149401…
  17. Your kids can draw in coloring books while you reinforce your intolerance churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/226618932…
  18. Tweet the many ways your soul is damned during service! churchsignrevival.tumblr.com/post/225849607…