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chumworth

  1. The breakfast on the flight to DC was so good (and filling!) that I can't wait to see what's on the dinner menu for the flight home! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Got some time to kill in DCA before my flight back to BOS. I'd better commence my pre-flight hydrating... about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. It's a beautiful day in DC! You can practically smell the gridlock in the air. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. On board flight from BOS to DCA. Can't wait to see what the meal options are; hopefully prime rib. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. They're playing Hall and Oates in Terminal B here at Logan airport. First the full body scan and now this. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Now enjoying my usual pre-flight oatmeal. Calms the nerves, soothes the colon. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Made it through the full body scan at airport security. I understand the need but the part where I have to turn and cough seems odd. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Gonna try to swing by the White House tomorrow while I'm in DC - assuming there's no pants requirement to get in. 6:41 PM May 30th via web
  9. @kbhynson I can only hope! 6:40 PM May 30th via web in reply to kbhynson
  10. Gotta get up early for a flight and (fingers crossed) some good old TSA groping! 6:13 PM May 30th via web
  11. I'm ironing clothes. Testosterone level has gone negative. 4:46 PM May 30th via web
  12. @eric_andersen The spy museum sounds like fun! But I'm only in town for a few hours. Just long enough to make a fool of myself (again). 11:27 AM May 30th via web in reply to eric_andersen
  13. Flying down to DC tomorrow. The big question: do I carry on my dongle or check it? 11:08 AM May 30th via web
  14. I was up way too late last night watching the 12 year-old's dance recital rehearsal. It looked good, but not a single kid did the robot. 6:14 AM May 30th via web
  15. We got our new cat just in time for me to dress him up for Queen Elizabeth's diamond jubilee! 6:32 PM May 29th via web
  16. Dress code for my daughter's spring chorus concert: no spaghetti straps, bare midriffs or short skirts. I asume this doesn't apply to dads. 12:02 PM May 29th via web
  17. I have that 2:30 feeling, yet it's only 1:30. Apparently, my body thinks I'm in Halifax. 10:39 AM May 29th via web
  18. My brain knows it's Tuesday, but my gastrointestinal tract thinks it's Monday. 8:20 AM May 29th via web
  19. Our new XL cat can really eat; this morning he put away a dozen raw eggs and a t-bone steak. 6:45 AM May 29th via web
  20. @JeffCutler Stinkpot would be great - but then we'd constantly confuse him with our 9 year old... 6:43 AM May 29th via web in reply to JeffCutler
  • Name Chumworth
  • Location Boston/Pittsburgh
  • Web http://www.chumwo...
  • Bio Guy. Father of two girls (one with type 1 diabetes). I try to write funny stuff. Back in the day I wrote jokes for Dave Letterman.
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