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  1. 20 years ago today the Berlin Wall fell. I think we all remember where we were when we heard that news - except for Paula Abdul.
  2. allow me to revise my earlier statement: this day is not sucking. instead, it is blowing.
  3. time to fill out the old expense report for last week's trip to portland. looks like "full body massage" will go under "other expenses."
  4. i love the looks on the faces of people waiting for the train on monday morning. it's like the waiting room at a proctologist's office.
  5. well, this day is going to suck.
  6. watching hannah montana with the girls. send help.
  7. mrs chumworth has left me alone with the kids for the evening. what could go wrong?
  8. new IT Underworld cartoon posted: upgrading to 802.11n - the old school way: http://tinyurl.com/yhsq6pd
  9. about to give 7 year old a major beat down in spongebob life. it'll build character.
  10. the 7 year old and i are going out for a treat. i suppose i'll get suckered into paying again.
  11. @paulina1 always!
  12. just rotated the mattresses - my talents never end.
  13. wife and kids are out of the house so i'm doing what comes naturally to a man alone: watching football pregame shows.
  14. house passes health care reform bill! sweet - now i can finally take up smoking! #hcr
  15. seussical the musical intermission. oldest child doing great. I sense I may be able to retire off of her talents one day.
  16. big night tonight: 10 year old performs in "seussical the musical". first of five shows. wife is making me wear pants to the show.
  17. based on the performance of the local teens who pack bags at the supermarket, i weep for our country's future.
  18. barely survived four hours of leaf raking. now for a big dose of ibuprofen and a shower. i stink.
  19. loading up on coffee in prep for leaf raking. looks cold enough out there for pants.
  20. @mayaREguru an excellent plan!