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shine on, you crazy diamonds.

this is the slow sick sucking part of me.
don't be testy, i'm not breaking up with you.
NOT making a deposit at the eye bank.
i was touched by god - but not in that way.
can you imagine how big jesus would be if only he'd played the guitar?
it's like watching a dog play the piano.
we could fake our deaths to get insurance money, take on hippy names, i'll be snowfish, you'll be sunny
she said it was all make believe, but i thought she said maple leaves.
shampoo will play you for the fool
the hardest part about being me: mustache.
you rock, rock.
candy treats me so good, like i knew that she would.
mmmm, barbe à papa!
i'm like a sexy hamburger.
telecom is dead to me. just like my phone is dead to me.
the future is the past
is off vacances.
is cursing the end of his vacances.
i am caring deeply about twitter.
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