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chuckstaton

  1. Please Read and RT: @Verizon Provides the Worst Customer Service of All-Time - Harrowing story of DSL and Bullshit! goo.gl/p0m5w
  2. Letting everyone know I'm not tweeting on my profile anymore. 100% of my updates are now through my band's twitter @seniordiscount
  3. @inbrightestdork Tell J-Woww that Tom is going to need his fake tits back eventually, she's been borrowing them for four seasons.
  4. #hondacivictour Brad Rohrer is attacking me in the crowd! For the love of God someone help! :( :( :(
  5. @thatkevinsmith you've clearly been to an enormous amount of filmmakers and writers?
  6. @thatkevinsmith I've always wanted to ask, you're a pretty self-deprecating guy. Have you ever really addressed how unique and inspirational
  7. @thePartyTime last summer?
  8. @inbrightestdork Patrick's GPS voice is Yoda? That is retarded and completely predictable. Sounds hellish
  9. @inbrightestdork Touch Liz's boobs. Liven up the ride.
  10. @thePartyTime you're right. They're equally odd. One is shaped like a pancake, and one like french toast. It's a disease. "Breakfast boob".
  11. @thePartyTime One of my balls has a crush on one of your boobs. The weird one. The weird boob I mean.
  12. Off to penis-ify @bradrohrer 's high-brow satirical thoughts
  13. @thePartyTime @inbrightestdork he jizzed in it for revenge. I spurted some in there as well! Chuck + Abe jizz for President!
  14. @inbrightestdork where are you and why haven't you seen the Mortal Kombat thing yet?
  15. Taking a midnight stroll with ugly brad. #takingamidnightstrollwithuglybrad
  16. Tonight at 12:17 AM, I joined up w/ Alyssa + Abe - we decided we're going to start watching "Lost". Episode 1 begins now. Not a joke.
  17. @thePartyTime where's my Avatar?!
  18. @thePartyTime ooooo if you give it to me I'll get you a donut....unless I ALREADY GOT YOU ONE!!! :O
  19. @thePartyTime haha gross. I can only imagine. Dirty old Sierra.
  20. We'll be on 95.5 WBRU live at midnight to promote our free show Thursday - listen @ 95.5 FM or online at www.wbru.com - call @ 401.272.9555!