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  1. @fancy_free I say we join forces and write a song. You: Lungterior crocodile embolism! Me: Fly like a heavy brain hemorrhagism! about 19 hours ago from web in reply to fancy_free
  2. It's becoming difficult to open that back door. You really gotta jam it in there and work it! about 20 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. @treed Yeah, instead I went for extra nerdy hardcore supreme. Fail! about 20 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to treed
  4. I pity the #FF0000 who don't write no automated tests. about 23 hours ago from Seesmic
  5. It's not a crappy haircut after all. It's post-apocalyptic! 12:20 PM Dec 20th from Seesmic
  6. Barber butchered my hair. It sucks. But at least I am awesome even with a crappy haircut! 9:26 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  7. Hello! My name is Choctor Duck. 5:58 PM Dec 17th from Seesmic
  8. @chuckmiller77 Haha, yeah. My eye was watery & red for 45min. Paper towels are crippling weapons in the right hands! 8:01 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic in reply to chuckmiller77
  9. I experimented: Sleep 10pm, wake 7-8:30am for 1mo. Net: Amazing jump in clarity and productivity. Excess energy out the wazoo. A+ WBA 6:47 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic
  10. Accidentally brushed my right eyeball with a paper towel! Now half of me is crying. 12:31 PM Dec 13th from Seesmic
  11. Saw a coworker watching a muppets video, and found myself googling "animal ding dong" before my brain kicked in. It made sense at the time. 5:55 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  12. Started reading the 4-hour Work Week last night and realized my worst fears involved running out of quarters for laundry. My job is awesome. 2:55 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  13. Comment in the Privoxy source: /* looking for end of server's header ... does that make header parsing an "out of body experience" ? */ 5:38 PM Dec 8th from Seesmic
  14. Hmm. I have just leveled up my Javascript fu. But it is too powerful for mortals. 9:59 PM Dec 7th from Seesmic
  15. So I'm reading about iambic pentameter on Wikipedia. Can't help but think these guys drank a little too much drinky drink. Overanalyze much? 8:04 PM Dec 6th from Seesmic
  16. Razer Abyssus is a solid mouse. Feels like silk. The glowing blue logo is cool. Makes my gaming heart go pit-a-pat! http://is.gd/50DM4 3:22 PM Nov 21st from Seesmic
  17. I just lowered the height of my chair. Holy difference. Suddenly it's easy to maintain good posture. Let this be a lesson to me! 11:22 AM Nov 13th from Seesmic
  18. Estimated cost to yank my wisdom teeth: $2,100. Dear dental insurance, I hope you are good. Please kick my bill in the nuts. Thanks! 3:12 PM Oct 12th from Seesmic
  19. Tried 70 kettlebell swings with each arm using normal 10lb weights last night. Hardcore, man. Walking upright today is a challenge... 11:06 AM Oct 12th from Seesmic
  20. We (IMVU) are profitable, and I like it. My mohawk likes it too. http://bit.ly/3peBF9 12:15 PM Oct 5th from Seesmic