chucknorrisjoke
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@ I nominate @ for because he isn't.
3:41 PM Dec 14th, 2008
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Chuck Norris could make @ cry like a baby. 100% Chuck always beats 50% Chuck.
3:40 PM Dec 14th, 2008
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Chuck Norris has an infinite number of Y chromosomes.
9:28 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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ALL space is Chuck Norris's personal space.
9:24 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris couldn't IMAGINE there was no country, nothing to kill or die for... so he punched John Lennon in the face.
9:05 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris CAN get some satisfaction. And he doesn't have to try, or try, or try, or try.
9:00 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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The universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked nothingness in the face.
8:57 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
8:55 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
8:55 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
8:55 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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There's no space bar on Chuck Norris's computer. Words automatically give him space.
8:46 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, old leather boots for lunch, and those little dogs that girls carry in purses for dinner.
8:45 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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Ha @ is a girl.
8:42 PM Sep 19th, 2008
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
12:19 AM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris never feels verklempt. He makes other people feel shpilkes in their genecktecessoinks.
12:09 AM Sep 19th, 2008
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Chuck Norris can see into the future. And the future is Chuck Norris staring back at you.
11:59 PM Sep 18th, 2008
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If Chuck Norris didn't feel like kicking a door down (though he always does), he could pick the lock with one of his chest hairs.
11:58 PM Sep 18th, 2008
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to pick locks or even kick down doors. Doors break down ahead of him out of sheer respect.
11:54 PM Sep 18th, 2008
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Chuck Norris never closes his eyes. But when he does, he can see through his eyelids. And into your SOUL.
11:52 PM Sep 18th, 2008
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All statistics are lies. Except the ones that prove Chuck Norris is 100% AWESOME. And 900% Dangerous.
11:49 PM Sep 18th, 2008
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