chucknorrisjoke
- @shortyawards I nominate @chuckobama for #notascoolasme because he isn't.3:41 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to shortyawards
- Chuck Norris could make @ChuckObama cry like a baby. 100% Chuck always beats 50% Chuck.3:40 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris has an infinite number of Y chromosomes.9:28 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- ALL space is Chuck Norris's personal space.9:24 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris couldn't IMAGINE there was no country, nothing to kill or die for... so he punched John Lennon in the face.9:05 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris CAN get some satisfaction. And he doesn't have to try, or try, or try, or try.9:00 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- The universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked nothingness in the face.8:57 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.8:55 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.8:55 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.8:55 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- There's no space bar on Chuck Norris's computer. Words automatically give him space.8:46 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, old leather boots for lunch, and those little dogs that girls carry in purses for dinner.8:45 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Ha @standupcomedy is a girl.8:42 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.12:19 AM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris never feels verklempt. He makes other people feel shpilkes in their genecktecessoinks.12:09 AM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris can see into the future. And the future is Chuck Norris staring back at you.11:59 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- If Chuck Norris didn't feel like kicking a door down (though he always does), he could pick the lock with one of his chest hairs.11:58 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris doesn't need to pick locks or even kick down doors. Doors break down ahead of him out of sheer respect.11:54 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- Chuck Norris never closes his eyes. But when he does, he can see through his eyelids. And into your SOUL.11:52 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- All statistics are lies. Except the ones that prove Chuck Norris is 100% AWESOME. And 900% Dangerous.11:49 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
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- Name chucknorrisjoke
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- Bio New Chuck Norris Jokes from Brian Carter, along with some old ones peppered in for AWESOMENESS.
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