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  1. Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. 7:57 AM Jun 15th from twhirl
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't ask permission, he grants it. 6:24 AM Jun 12th from twhirl
  3. Chuck Norris once played rock-paper-scissors in front of a mirror... He won. Twice. 2:29 AM Jun 12th from twhirl
  4. Chuck Norris knows the secret to world peace, He just thinks its more fun to kill people. 12:17 PM Jun 11th from twhirl
  5. Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said. 1:58 PM Jun 10th from twhirl
  6. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 11:38 AM Jun 10th from twhirl
  7. When Chuck Norris plays Tetris, the game runs out of pieces to give him. 10:32 AM Jun 9th from twhirl
  8. Chuck Norris can talk about fight club. 8:35 AM Jun 6th from twhirl
  9. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun 4:02 PM Jun 5th from twhirl
  10. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. 4:01 PM Jun 5th from twhirl
  11. Chuck Norris knows everything except for the definition of mercy. 2:19 PM Jun 1st from web
  12. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, he decides what time it is. 2:09 PM Jun 1st from web
  13. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 2:25 PM May 27th from twhirl
  14. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 11:17 PM May 26th from twhirl
  15. RT @Chad_Sexington: When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry. 11:27 PM May 18th from twhirl
  16. Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying. 8:32 AM May 18th from twhirl
  17. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. 5:50 AM Apr 24th from twhirl
  18. Retweeting Chuck Norris can prevent you from being roundhouse kicked 12:28 PM Apr 22nd from twhirl
  19. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. 11:59 AM Apr 22nd from twhirl
  20. Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord 7:46 AM Apr 21st from twhirl