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  1. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.1:33 PM Nov 1st from Seesmic
  2. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.9:07 AM Oct 31st from Seesmic
  3. Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.8:59 AM Sep 26th from Seesmic
  4. Chuck Norris can take a woman's virginity twice.9:46 AM Sep 22nd from Seesmic
  5. Chuck Norris invented all the colors, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.11:09 PM Sep 17th from twhirl
  6. Chuck Norris killed the producers of the movie "BrokeBack Mountain" for stealing the name of the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.1:47 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
  7. Chuck Norris took a math test and put down "violence" for every answer and got a perfect score. He solves all his problems with violence.3:29 AM Sep 8th from twhirl
  8. "Paraplegic" is the medical term for "Chuck Norris'd."7:47 AM Aug 28th from twhirl
  9. Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.3:39 AM Jul 17th from twhirl
  10. Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.11:07 AM Jul 16th from twhirl
  11. Chuck Norris goes fishing by cutting himself and swimming in shark infested waters.11:06 AM Jul 16th from twhirl
  12. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.4:43 AM Jul 10th from twhirl
  13. Chuck Norris smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.10:47 PM Jul 9th from twhirl
  14. Chuck Norris invented the spoon, because killing people with a knife was just to easy.9:30 AM Jul 2nd from twhirl
  15. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.6:59 AM Jun 30th from twhirl
  16. Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.7:15 AM Jun 27th from twhirl
  17. When Chuck Norris takes a shower, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris'ed.6:03 AM Jun 22nd from twhirl
  18. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.10:02 AM Jun 19th from twhirl
  19. Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. The knife lost.9:57 AM Jun 18th from twhirl
  20. 'Paraplegic' is the medical term for 'Chuck Norris'd.'12:39 AM Jun 18th from twhirl