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  1. @youharpy If you're not already following him, you can get more Barney Stinson love at @ActuallyNPH 8:22 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to youharpy
  2. @hungry_beast Now you can wear your spoilers. http://tr.im/ERoh 7:37 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to hungry_beast
  3. I wonder how @MattsCravat would describe durian. 6:11 AM Nov 11th from web
  4. Me: Love is buying me a durian shake even though it means having to put up with durian breath. Badger: I have a cold. 4:27 AM Nov 11th from web
  5. @youharpy Do you remember the animal-shaped Multivites during our kiddie days? Wonder if they're still around. I could eat the whole bottle! 4:05 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to youharpy
  6. @keithwoo Rowr!! Do you have any spare invites? 3:49 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to keithwoo
  7. Regretting sending a shocking draft of my thesis results to my supervisors. Thank you, fatigue and panic. 3:24 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. @joshthomas87 John doesn't look too pleased. Maybe a tough studded collar to restore his (and your) street cred? 11:40 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to joshthomas87
  9. If you're gonna take up more than half the seat, it's not my fault for accidentally sitting down on you. 4:25 PM Nov 9th from txt
  10. @raihanaaaa Sacrifices have to be made. In any case, two of three's pretty sweet! 11:40 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to raihanaaaa
  11. @raihanaaaa No blood flow = no pain. Amputation might follow but at least the jeans will fit better. 11:15 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to raihanaaaa
  12. @raihanaaaa Btw, that book sounds irresponsible. Cat ladies are not renowned for having cups overflowingeth with joy. 11:13 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to raihanaaaa
  13. @raihanaaaa Re. skinnies, saw guy w/ jeans fitting lower legs ok but slipping down non-existent bum. V odd. Like getting ready to do a poo. 11:08 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to raihanaaaa
  14. @raihanaaaa http://pic.gd/c4e3d4 Whatever happened to Etch-a-sketch? 10:58 PM Nov 7th from TweetPhoto
  15. CPR training completed. The world just got safer! 10:52 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. Loan sharks need to improve their poetic abilities. "Owe money pay money" just smacks of laziness. 7:02 AM Nov 5th from web
  17. Holy moley. Why is it so bloody difficult to sell a table? Do I need to throw in a free back massage? 1:43 AM Nov 5th from web
  18. @youharpy Apparently! Must be all the tweets about spooning and forking, or worse SPORKING, each other. What deprived minds. 5:52 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to youharpy
  19. @Rove1974 Sneezist. 5:49 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Rove1974
  20. @raihanaaaa A twitter bot recently gave me a passionate spiel about bacon! Apparently, it's the candy of meats! 4:35 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to raihanaaaa