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chubbyjones

  1. @TGenderBender can't wait to see you and @LeButcherettes tonight in Chicago!!
  2. RT @IamEnidColeslaw: If you're having a rough day I know a car wash where this old guy will give you a decent hand job for ten bucks.
  3. @Michynkrs those kids are so talented I can barely take it!
  4. @fuzzynaana Hell yeah she can. They just released an album a couple months ago. Super awesome. Since you like them, check out Royal Thunder.
  5. Lennon and Maisy cover @jessiej and quickly rise to the #1 position in my heart of favorite sisters over the Deschanels ow.ly/bh8mN
  6. Only if this means she's dating R. Kelly now. RT @eonline: Kim Kardashian: Check Out Her "Wet & Wild" Pics! eonli.ne/JTQ2H0
  7. Sooo...the 7 year old sister covered @missyhiggins "Secret" and my mind is blown. Like woah. youtube.com/watch?v=wQfI50…
  8. @megan_stoll that was fucking amazing. I want to be their friend. Like, I would buy their a capella harmonies album. youtube.com/watch?v=7_aJHJ…
  9. The Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown and Nas video is....good enough for 3a.m. & nothing else. Makes me wonder wtf is wrong with Nas!
  10. Also in #LOL news: "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" is described as "A lesbian becomes a radical feminist." on my RCN channel guide.
  11. But really. This shit is fucking ridiculous. Also hilarious: The Kardashian ETHS is next. LOL and waaaaaah on me watching this. Seriously.
  12. I was about to make fun of Kimberly Stewart's True Hollywood Story (really, Rod & Kimberly) but then I realized I'm watching it. LOL on ME!
  13. I am pretty sure my life's biggest regret is having so many big regrets. As @SarahKSilverman would speak-sing, "what the cock is that shit?"
  14. Lol listening to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" en espanol.
  15. I just bought a bottle of Beam at Walgreens. This officially means I could live there if need be.
  16. @robojojo thank goodness for alcohol. I'll be seeing you later xo