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  1. In an awkward turn of events, this promotion was so popular it put them out of business http://ow.ly/OnzO
  2. Sure, the boat might be a lost cause - but let's try to save the ocean! http://ow.ly/Ogdk
  3. Report: MADD to spin off sister group called MADACD: Mother's Against Driving Almost Clinically Dead http://ow.ly/Ogas
  4. One of these things does not belong... actually no. One of these things SHOULD not belong. http://ow.ly/NwJM
  5. Report: final line in this article shows Ignatieff doesn't quite get the concept of "elections" http://ow.ly/NwH6
  6. The banking equivalent of having manslaughter committed on you rather than murder. http://ow.ly/NuIg
  7. In order to avoid service interruption, you MUST steal a nickel from us... http://ow.ly/NuDn
  8. MPs might want to consultant Bill Clinton before following through on this... http://ow.ly/NuBf
  9. This plan is also known as "robbing Peter to pay Peter, because Peter's already been robbed"... http://ow.ly/MM0h
  10. Report: video game makers see potential for co-branding of Tiger Woods and Leisure Suit Larry
  11. Reunion guets learn the hard way that archery may only be played in the picnic range. http://ow.ly/MmfH
  12. Thank goodness someone is still reporting the important news... http://ow.ly/MmaK
  13. Report: 100% of people feel better about themselves after reading this. http://ow.ly/LWeG
  14. I hope Dwight (THE OFFICE) doesn't find out about this. http://ow.ly/LWcc
  15. Report: knife fight over air conditioning last summer should have been a warning sign... http://ow.ly/LW83
  16. Report: people clamoring for a "public option" are just wearing the wrong kind of sunglasses. http://ow.ly/LTUD
  17. Clearly ANSF is the problem here. Clearly. http://ow.ly/LTQj
  18. If this had been a statue of some shoes, all hell would have broken loose. http://ow.ly/LTDV
  19. Thank goodness this man (http://ow.ly/LTzp) hasn't heard of this. http://ow.ly/LTAK
  20. I've been watching my CSI - let's see you get any evidence of my break and enter after this! http://ow.ly/LTwo