Chromefox
- M: "I see grammar errors like Tom Hanks sees messages in the Da Vinci Code." R: "I see grammar errors like Jenna Jameson sees cock."about 9 hours ago from web
- People around the world have been committing suicide after Michael Jackson's death. Why only now? His career's been dead for years.12:22 PM Jul 4th from web
- J: "What did you say?" M: "Nothing, I'm talking to myself again." J: "Why do you do that?" M: "Because I'm better company than you are."11:35 AM Jul 3rd from web
- J: "You beat the elevator!" M: "AND I BEAT DEATH!"7:03 PM Jul 2nd from web
- S: "Thomas! Do something inspired by Jackass with that firework!" M: "NO PLEASE, I WANT HIM TO KEEP HIS PANTS ON."11:26 PM Jul 1st from web
- A: "You would know all about smoke like this wouldn't you Sigi? You hear that? Megan's laughing because you're German."11:25 PM Jul 1st from web
- M: "Have you ever actually met a whinging pom or do you hate them on principle?" J: "Well it's a stereotype but it's one because it's TRUE!"7:43 PM Jun 30th from web
- Ty: "They say celebrities die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!"12:38 AM Jun 29th from web
- Apparently the divine sentence for Michael Jackson's crimes is being yelled at by Billy Mays for eternity.1:13 PM Jun 28th from web
- M: "Get out of my picture!" J: "It's not my fault you always STAND BEHIND ME." M: "HEY. Don't say I never had your back."12:58 PM Jun 28th from web
- M: "We're both British anyways." J: "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" M: "Well, they think it is."1:44 PM Jun 26th from web
- J: "I thought you wanted to get lost!" M: "NO, I wanted to try to follow the directions, THEN get lost."12:19 AM Jun 26th from web
- M:"Why're a unicorn and a lion on our crest? Canada doesn't have either" J:"You're commonwealth" M:"Then it should be a badger and a trout!"8:22 PM Jun 24th from web
- M: "I'm dying!" T: "No you're not." M: "I have MELODRAMA. And it's TERMINAL."12:40 AM Jun 19th from web
- Overheard in the tropical wildlife area at the aquarium: "I didn't know bats lived underwater!"1:01 AM Jun 16th from web
- Pig Flu's primary symptom is unnecessary mass hysteria.4:54 PM May 25th from web
- M: "Twatwaffle." T: "That sounds like something you'd get served when you wake up at a brothel."12:41 AM May 19th from web
- T: "I want to call Pig Flu something really offensive." M: "Man flu?" T: "That sounds like something you catch while playing football."11:03 PM May 18th from web
- J: "Try not to be an idiot." M: "Try not to be an idiot. Do you KNOW what you're asking me?"11:42 PM May 12th from web
- The most awkward sensation in the world must be that of warm, thick gravy leaking slowly through the crotch of your pants.10:41 PM Apr 18th from web
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- Name Chromefox
- Location The Great White North
- Bio I'm really good at procrastinating, especially biographical blurbs I can't think of content for.
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