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  1. Engineering friends: How hard would it be to change the recorded voice on the elevator that says what floor you're on? about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I always thought tuna were very small fish. Who knew. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. I'm in love with Lizzy Caplan. There, I said it. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Facebook would really like me to reconnect with people I have not once conversed with on Facebook. How you been, @Milbank? 6:03 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  5. http://bit.ly/2uRaxg via @TheOnion - Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. 12:24 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. On a U-Maryland bus with 100 undergrads. Getting legitimately nervous about finals and formals by osmosis. 10:59 AM Nov 19th from txt
  7. Dammit, I should have been Quentin Tarantino for Halloween. Do-over? 11:27 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  8. Every stage of traveling is now a reminder that you are not a preferred customer. Tickets, security, boarding, seats, rental car... 9:41 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  9. The car rental company is not amused if you try to return their car to a competitor. 3:22 PM Nov 16th from txt
  10. Everyone is so nice here -- it makes me uncomfortable. 8:15 AM Nov 16th from txt
  11. Off to Oklahoma. 12:31 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  12. I'm sure the iTunes shuffle is just random, but sometimes it really seems like a brilliant decoding of musical transitions. 2:15 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  13. I'm a finalist in the Peanuts Look-a-like contest: http://bit.ly/YZIZn 11:57 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  14. Discipline your children, people on the Metro. 8:37 AM Nov 11th from txt
  15. dry cleaning tomorrow, don't forget again. 5:43 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  16. The end of baseball season has not made me happier on Twitter, goddammit http://bit.ly/2zwH8e 2:54 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  17. Microsoft's Windows 7 is surprisingly alarmed by my request to open Microsoft Excel 1:08 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  18. It was only a matter of time before I tweeted a text by mistake. Glad it was only a childish complaint about chocolate. 7:45 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  19. You got more chocolate than me with your bread dammit 7:44 PM Nov 8th from txt
  20. Off to see Streetcar with Cate Blanchett -- so pumped. "The monosyllable of the clock..." 4:08 PM Nov 7th from txt
  • Name Chris Wilson
  • Location Washington, DC
  • Bio I'm an assistant editor at Slate and hopeful TweetDeck recommendee.
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