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  1. I really want a Mad Men-style gray flannel suit. Does being Sloan Wilson's grand-nephew get you a discount anywhere?
  2. It's fascinating that people get in trouble for blackface EVERY Halloween. National PSA on Oct. 30.? http://bit.ly/3NNoyH
  3. Just occurred to me that I'm registered to vote in VA. Too late to get an absentee ballot?
  4. No one at work agrees with me, but I swear there was a recent change to the Google algorithm that made the results less relevant. Anyone?
  5. Putting an Airborne in the Theraflu. Can placebo effects cancel one another out?
  6. Way to take it back to the Bronx, boys. #phillies
  7. Just shoot me now #phillies
  8. I like this Windows 7 feature where the computer restarts when you try to print something.
  9. Here's hoping for a bloodbath #phillies
  10. New Obama Facebook Feed: Alex Rodriguez created the event October Flameout. Creigh Deeds is attending. http://www.slate.com/id/223...
  11. I haven't been able to eat at Cosi since Torie told me she saw an employee wipe her nose on her sleeve while making a sandwich.
  12. Good game #yankees -- don't get comfortable.
  13. In case of emergency, use Stairs.
  14. You deserved that Texiera, you fucking pansy
  15. @fmanjoo Why thank you, sir.
  16. @jcbeam Why? You got tickets, handsome?
  17. Shout out to @corones and @yurivictor -- Court of Twitter opinion is now about 2-90 against me. http://bit.ly/QuOwn
  18. RT @AnalyzeWords: Science has us believe that @BeverlyMacy is one of Beverly Hills' most plugged in fixtures- http://analyzewords.com
  19. What do your tweets says about your personality? Enter your username and ask science: http://analyzewords.com/
  20. The Blockbuster across the street is closing. I'd feel sorrier for them if they had learned to alphabetize.