christophr
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Okay, so now it's official. 2009 can TOTALLY GO FUCK ITSELF.
about 5 hours ago
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@ I never EVER thought I would say this but, I kind of miss the comforting glow of a Waffle House shining like a beacon in the night.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to sarah_y
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@ There is nothing wrong with eating soup. I, myself, am a proud soup eater. I could probably join SEA (Soup Eaters Anonymous).
about 21 hours ago
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I so badly want to set an email autoresponder that says: "I'm currently on vacation, time traveling and will be returning last week."
10:44 AM Dec 15th
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@ Cute kids say the darndest things! I should know. I was one. We should form a club, you and I. The WeWereCuteKidsClub. Invite only.
9:57 PM Dec 14th
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@ Is there really ever a *good* week to quit sniffing glue? My sources say no.
9:06 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to gruber
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@ Also, what does that advice MEAN anyway? ;)
9:05 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to jliz01
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From here on out, I'm just going to tweet about nothing but sadness and depression. Seeing as how I'm a fucking expert and all.
6:56 PM Dec 14th
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RT @: It must be horrible to get laid off from your job at the unemployment office. "See you tomorrow."
2:09 AM Dec 14th
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RT @: Why is "patience" a virtue? Why can't "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?
2:06 AM Dec 14th
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Jailbreaking your iPhone and using 3G tethering for your Macbook Pro IS THE SHIT, PEOPLE. Trust me on this one.
11:18 PM Dec 11th
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Pro tip: to mask the smell of ANYTHING on your breath, 4 Altoids will do the trick. You will, however, lose your sense of taste completely.
11:53 AM Dec 9th
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Hey, know how sometimes life is just one gigantic, humongous, steaming pile of shit? Yeah, me too.
8:01 PM Dec 7th
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Two day old salad is EXACTLY as good as it sounds.
4:03 PM Dec 5th
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Know why they call it a "roach clip"?
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Because "pot holder" was already taken.
3:09 PM Dec 2nd
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IE7 is the new IE6. In other words, everytime someone uses IE7, God kills a bunny. You don't want more innocent bunnies to die do you?
10:07 AM Dec 1st
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RT @: Oooooh, I got my first SEO email. I feel important. Or not. Or scammed. Whatever.
11:27 PM Nov 29th
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@ That album is AWESOME. Saw them open for Aimee Mann last year in Portland. They're great and! they tour on BICYCLES!
10:59 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to knitterplease
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I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
2:54 PM Nov 29th
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy Thanksgiving, whatever. This year I'm grateful for something something just pass the damn gravy already would ya?
11:32 AM Nov 26th
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- Name christophr
- Location San Diego, CA
- Web http://twitter.co...
- Bio Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. I'll bet Thoreau was a real drag to invite to parties.
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