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@ohcurt I was on the beach in Santa Barbara watching fireworks with my ex wife... UGH... Thanks for the memories, asshole! :P about 5 hours ago from web
@buckhollywood I miss my drums. Sigh... about 19 hours ago from web in reply to buckhollywood
@berzerkeley Maybe he's EMO - Sign him up for Twitter and Facebook and see if he quits like @ohcurt about 19 hours ago from web in reply to berzerkeley
The sun looks frikkin' TERRIFYING right now! http://dailybooth.com/u/1ec6j about 23 hours ago from API
I just thought of the anti-terrorist answer. No underwear allowed on planes. We'll have screenings for panty lines. 9:27 AM Dec 29th from Echofon
http://twitpic.com/vpajn - What Al-Qaeda DOESN'T tell its recruits about the 72 virgins: 11:29 PM Dec 28th from TwitPic
JESUS! SOMEONE upload something to YOUTUBE! I wanna watch something new! 10:05 PM Dec 28th from web
Oil change 741 miles overdue. Whoops. http://dailybooth.com/u/1dpvy 2:55 PM Dec 28th from API
@captainfury2007 re: http://dailybooth.com/u/1dnoa Did you "emo delete" this like that bitch @ohcurt? 11:29 AM Dec 28th from web
What happens when you give your camcorder to a 13 month old baby? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JOT3qnSVNw 10:18 AM Dec 28th from web
I'm so good with children: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTTCjydBnak 6:28 PM Dec 27th from web
Dailybooth is like a trip to Vegas. 4:51 PM Dec 27th from web
I'm so fickle with social networks... YouTube is my true bitch, Facebook is my ho, and Twitter is just an occasional booty call. 4:50 PM Dec 27th from web
@ebiannah the term is "bro" 6:48 PM Dec 26th from Echofon in reply to ebiannah
Subject: moobs. Discuss 1:27 PM Dec 26th from Echofon
@K80Blog Congrats 8:07 PM Dec 25th from web in reply to K80Blog
WHY when I turn on "The LEARNING Channel," is there a marathon of bridal drama reality shows? What's to LEARN there? Brides are stupid? 5:36 PM Dec 25th from web
ALERT: Despite what the constantly repeating BK commercials say, humans are NOT meant to consume "funnel cake sticks." 5:35 PM Dec 25th from web
@o0omunkieo0o "minimunkie"... that's so cute 10:38 AM Dec 25th from web in reply to o0omunkieo0o
@berzerkeley I had to Google "flarking" 10:27 AM Dec 25th from web in reply to berzerkeley

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