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ChristopherLane

  1. @navesssa Silly Vanessa, she's an actress not an actor. 44 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to navesssa
  2. Sorry can't go out tonight I have to organise my external hard drive and catch up on TV about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @emmajaneawesome The site they're from textsfromdog.tumblr.com :D about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to emmajaneawesome
  4. ~*~PAROOOOOOOOOOOOODY~*~ about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. How to make a parody account: Step 1. Make the avi and name a famous celebrity. Step 2. Make jokes that have been around since the 80's. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. @navesssa I imagine you swear like an old lady for some reason haha about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to navesssa
  7. @zzap Ooooh, so cool. I want one. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to zzap
  8. @navesssa I think paintball changed you, you're so full of testerone now about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to navesssa
  9. @navesssa It would be really weird if they talked to you while sleeping with someone about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to navesssa
  10. @zzap Sushi holders? :O about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to zzap
  11. @zzap nicoshop.nicovideo.jp/G090000000034/ about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  12. @GotAbMo You are a very sexy ma-HAHAHHAHAHAHA I can't even finish that sentence. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to GotAbMo
  13. @navesssa If I don't have eyes how can I seen things no mo' about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to navesssa
  14. @tamasys Coconut water is the bomb-diggity! about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to tamasys
  15. @tamasys Come into Boost, buy a juice and throw it in Lara Bingle's face! Today only. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to tamasys
  16. @daisyhearted Georgia: Telling it like it is. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to daisyhearted
  17. @alexmlane JYNX! about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to alexmlane
  18. What are you doing bear you are a bear you don't need a weapon youtu.be/Ghgg_fukbvU about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
  19. And by drinking I mean pouring into my face because I forgot a spoon. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
  • Name Christopher
  • Location Pallet Town
  • Web http://cdl.me
  • Bio I am a boy who is 22 and sometimes I tweet things that I think are funny but usually they're not.
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