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ChristopherLane

  1. @navesssa Silly Vanessa, she's an actress not an actor.
  2. Sorry can't go out tonight I have to organise my external hard drive and catch up on TV
  3. @emmajaneawesome The site they're from textsfromdog.tumblr.com :D
  4. ~*~PAROOOOOOOOOOOOODY~*~
  5. How to make a parody account: Step 1. Make the avi and name a famous celebrity. Step 2. Make jokes that have been around since the 80's.
  6. @navesssa I imagine you swear like an old lady for some reason haha
  7. @zzap Ooooh, so cool. I want one.
  8. @navesssa I think paintball changed you, you're so full of testerone now
  9. @navesssa It would be really weird if they talked to you while sleeping with someone
  10. @zzap Sushi holders? :O
  11. @zzap nicoshop.nicovideo.jp/G090000000034/
  12. @GotAbMo You are a very sexy ma-HAHAHHAHAHAHA I can't even finish that sentence.
  13. @navesssa If I don't have eyes how can I seen things no mo'
  14. @tamasys Coconut water is the bomb-diggity!
  15. @tamasys Come into Boost, buy a juice and throw it in Lara Bingle's face! Today only.
  16. @daisyhearted Georgia: Telling it like it is.
  17. @alexmlane JYNX!
  18. What are you doing bear you are a bear you don't need a weapon youtu.be/Ghgg_fukbvU
  19. And by drinking I mean pouring into my face because I forgot a spoon.