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  1. Has anyone bought a TV lately? I need a good comparison website, or someone to just tell me what I should buy
  2. And if you're not pretentious enough to appreciate that coffee joke, you can go to hell.
  3. Wife brought home 2 giant bottles of nescafe. I think she's assembling a macgyver bomb.
  4. RT @ourbaseballhvn: OBH had their proposal accepted by the ACBL owners and general managers. www.OurBaseballHaven.com #crowdsourcing
  5. @kateflaim you have a fake rotary phone? did you buy the entire pottery barn collection?
  6. @alisonM it was an arranged marriage
  7. On the other hand, it does include a removable atrium and balcony... http://twitpic.com/ojulq
  8. My 2 year old boy just received a dollhouse from his mother-in-law. What is the right move for me, as the boy's father?
  9. RT @nicolaishuman: if interviewed about skipping work to attend yankees parade, it's prob best not to give your full name to the reporter
  10. I finally got a Google Wave invite (thanks @whoiscarmine), but it's not very fun to Wave myself.
  11. RT My Wife - iPhone: Democrats as Droid:Libertarians as Rotary Phone Still Plugged into Wall: Republicans
  12. RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina http://ow.ly/15ZpTl
  13. RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ Yo momma so dumb she stayed in all night to study for her blood test
  14. RT @wilton_villager: Among electronic ballots, 1,793 residents voted yes to package stores and 1,413 no. Still 800 paper ballots outstanding
  15. Just lost a 3 page draft of an email. Considering carving out my eyes and throwing myself into the fire.
  16. RT @StephenAtHome: wearing a mask is so sweaty. i don't know how those scooby-doo villians did it.
  17. RT @tomkeene_: RT @theEquilibrium: Kid dressed as Bernanke just asked for Euros instead of candy at the door - 3rd time tonight, actually
  18. Suggestions on how to explain daylight savings to a 2 year old?
  19. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. -Richard Dawkins
  20. Some of these Yankee hugs are a little too affectionate...