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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Naked man chewing another man's face off killed by Miami police | NJ.com nj.com/news/index.ssf… 7:05 PM May 27th via Tweet Button
iowahawkblog Science confirms what my dorm room bong told me years ago foxnews.com/scitech/2012/0… 9:20 AM May 20th via web Retweeted by christophchurch and 26 others
iowahawkblog If you're an anarchist who's mad about the government not doing more, you're doing it wrong. 2:55 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by christophchurch and 246 others
daveweigel WTF NOOOOO! RT @wcp_arts: Chuck Brown, the Godfather of Go-Go, has died, City Paper has confirmed: bit.ly/K8aqnI 1:41 PM May 16th via TweetDeck Retweeted by christophchurch and 8 others
DougStanhope I honestly just put "mushrooms" on my to-do list, as though it were a chore. 11:13 PM May 9th via HootSuite Retweeted by christophchurch and 197 others
Sobriety sucks Failures of an imminent Inky dinky doo. 2:17 AM May 10th via TweetCaster for Android
@alienslayer follow me or die! 2:02 AM May 10th via txt
I'm the walking dude.... 11:25 PM May 9th via web
Goddammit. Someone needs to wake up. 5:15 PM May 5th via txt
@alienslayer but then, enemy of the sun, through silver, are both incredibly good.tough to choose. 12:36 PM May 1st via txt
@alienslayer Neurosis is a band that I live everything they have done. It is all so good. But souls at zero is my fave. 12:33 PM May 1st via txt
@alienslayer yeah, that one, and if thine enemy hunger are my faves. Fucking killer shit. 6:54 PM Apr 30th via txt
@alienslayer pig destroyer is amazing. 12:00 PM Apr 30th via txt
radleybalko I nominate @DougStanhope to host the next #WHCD. That would be a beautiful thing to behold. 2:07 PM Apr 29th via web Retweeted by christophchurch and 15 others
@alienslayer spazz. Fucking. Ruled. 3:08 PM Apr 27th via txt
@alienslayer glad you enjoyed it! 7:15 AM Apr 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to alienslayer
Don't hold me back, This is my own hell Christbait, Slugbait, Rise and bring you down In your own mind Bleed dry mankind 7:40 PM Apr 24th via web
Woot! Shot my first practice 300! did it with a ball that wasn't mine, and in tennis shoes. Evidently I've been doing it wrong all along. 5:31 PM Apr 24th via txt
greggutfeld Previously on Madmen (the same exact stuff you're going to see now) 7:03 PM Apr 22nd via web Retweeted by christophchurch and 45 others
@alienslayer yeah, song rules. I've even heard the melvins cover it live at a show. Blew my mind when they started it. 7:03 PM Apr 18th via txt