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  1. @queenofpith She's 6'1"
  2. "Due to the shortage of time, we'll get right down to work. One of the first things to ensure a good performance is strict attention
  3. [applause, Snoopy boos] "Man's best friend!..Well, it's real good seein' y'all here. As you know, we're going to put on the Christmas play."
  4. "Oh no, we're doomed!" "This'll be the worst Christmas play ever." "Here he comes! Attention everyone: here's our director!"
  5. "All right, quiet everybody! Our director will be here any minute and we'll start rehearsal." "Director? What director?" "Charlie Brown!"
  6. "All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share..."
  7. "just send money. How about tens and twenties?" "Tens and twenties! Oh! Even my baby sister!"
  8. "Please note the size and color of each item, and send AS MANY as possible. If it seems to complicate things, make it easy on yourself -
  9. "How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want." "Good grief."
  10. "You write it, and I'll tell you what I want to say." "OK, shoot." "Dear Santa Claus, how have you been? Did you have a nice summer?"
  11. "Well, I don't have much time. I'm supposed to get down to the school auditorium and direct a Christmas play."
  12. "I've been looking for you, big brother. Can you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me?"
  13. neighborhood lights and display contest. Lights and display contest?! My own dog, gone commercial. I can't stand it."
  14. "What's going on here? What's this? Find the true meaning of Christmas, win money money money? Spectacular supercolossal
  15. "What is it you want?" "Real estate."
  16. I never get what I really want, I always get a bunch of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that."
  17. "Incidentally, I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that, happens to me every year -"
  18. "I--I don't know anything about directing a Christmas play!" "Don't worry, I'll be there to help you. I'll meet you at the auditorium."
  19. "We've got a shepherd, musician, animals - everyone you need. WE'VE even got a Christmas QUEEN."
  20. "Me?! You want me to be the director of the Christmas play?" "Sure, Charlie Brown. We need a director. You need involvement."